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  • #31
    Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
    Doesn't a long barrel result in better accuracy?
    You think he'd know?
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by creekster View Post
      You think he'd know?
      A man on his wedding night came into the bed room naked. His new bride laughed and said, "who do you think you are going to please with that little thing?" He looked down for a moment and replied, "me!"

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      • #33
        Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
        A man on his wedding night came into the bed room naked. His new bride laughed and said, "who do you think you are going to please with that little thing?" He looked down for a moment and replied, "me!"
        I had an Irsih companion on my mission. In our apartment the bathroom was just to the side of the kitchen. On our first morning as companions I am making breakfast and he shouts out from the bathroom where he is showering, in a lilting Irish brogue, "Elder, I just figured out how to make it 10 inches long!" curious but not wanting to seem too curious I said "How?" and he answered "I fold it in half!"
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by creekster View Post
          You think he'd know?
          Dang! I blew that one. A better response would have been that pistols are generally more accurate than rifles. Thats what I get for posting during the monthly close.
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • #35
            This thread just took an interesting turn...

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            • #36
              Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
              This thread just took an interesting turn...
              I'm still reeling from the fact that he is sharing stories of your wedding night.
              "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                Dang! I blew that one. A better response would have been that pistols are generally more accurate than rifles. Thats what I get for posting during the monthly close.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post
                  I'm still reeling from the fact that he is sharing stories of your wedding night.
                  Oh! SNAP!

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