The one true hotdog stand.

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  • UtahDan
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    • Nov 2008
    • 14496

    #1

    The one true hotdog stand.

    This is a funny read from times and seasons.

    I'm hungry. I need a hot dog. Nate's Dawgs smells delicious, but they're a little pricey. Joe's Rolled Meats are cheap, but they taste like cigars. Trader Moe's dogs are additive free, so I guess they're healthier than the others. But the girl at the Delirama counter is a total babe. How can I possibly select the optimal hot dog stand?


    Onymous: I’d rather have a false, good hot dog than a true, mediocre one. Besides, I still don’t see why there can’t be a true, good hot dog.

    Pluribus: And I’d rather be right than wrong.

    Onymous: I guess I just don’t see the value in the “truth” of the hot dog

    Pluribus: Onymous, don’t you remember your confusion back in the food court? You had so many choices, and no clear way to decide. You had no objective standard to determine which decision was right. Look back at all those people there. They wander from hot dog stand to hot dog stand. Once you’ve discovered the truth, the confusion is gone. The standard is clear. Your lunch hour becomes stress free, because you don’t have to keep re-asking the same question every day.

    Onymous: Pluribus, you exhaust me. I need to sit down and rest.
  • DapperDan
    Whut?
    • Mar 2010
    • 1132

    #2
    Haha, I like

    Pluribus: The truth of Big Bob’s hot dogs isn’t found in their taste. They may not be good, but they’re right. Their truth is in their legacy. These hot dogs are descended from the Charles Feltman.

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