So my wife and I have to speak in Sacrament Sunday. Anyway, the topic are a pair of conference talks. The one I got? Elder Holland's porn talk last conference. What the crap am I supposed to do with that?
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"It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid." -
Just remember the counsel that we are not to utilize visual aids in sacrament talks. -
Something else. Tell them the spirit told you to do it.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσινComment
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OTOH if I wanted to guarantee to never be asked again ...Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post"It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."Comment
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Change it to "Let Virtue Garnish Thy Thoughts Unceasingly" and concentrate on the value of good input -- leave it to the listener to make the connection with the consequences of bad input.Comment
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That's a pretty good idea. In fact, Elder Holland touches on that some so it would be a good segue.Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post"It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."Comment
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Just read the talk verbatim as fast as you can then sit down."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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Maybe I should make up a bunch of stuff about my own affairs, porn addiction, etc. and how I overcame them! A guaranteed memorable talk!"It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."Comment
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Give examples of good porn and how to properly discriminate between the two.Comment
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For the entire talk refer to it as "pron."Comment
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Maybe I should just paraphrase the entire pron thread.Originally posted by 8BR View Post"It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."Comment
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Think of the positive. You really should do some research on the subject before speaking about it.Comment
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LOL, "Brothers and Sisters I spent hours looking at this stuff over the past couple of days, often at work. You should avoid it."Originally posted by byu71 View PostGet confident, stupid
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We are often assigned topics that are the most relevant for us at the time.Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
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