Mormons in business

[I.J. Reilly]

Can't I just come down to the front and be saved?

Unfortunately, no. This is not how the message board community works. It is a community of order and a community of learning, where we teach one another from the wisdom of experience. You may, however, be able to find the redemption you seek by posting some of your chuckle-inducing experiences. Will you recount these tales by 3pm PST, today?

[BigFatMeanie]

Is that not true?

It is culturally true, although not doctrinally true. That's why it was funny.

[LA Ute]

Unfortunately, no. This is not how the message board community works. It is a community of order and a community of learning, where we teach one another from the wisdom of experience. You may, however, be able to find the redemption you seek by posting some of your chuckle-inducing experiences. Will you recount these tales by 3pm PST, today?

I'm not really comfortable committing right now. Can I come to the board this next Sunday? I think I will have the morning free and I should be able to put together some stories by then.

[I.J. Reilly]

I'm not really comfortable committing right now. Can I come to the board this next Sunday? I think I will have the morning free and I should be able to put together some stories by then.

**Consulting Franklin Day Planner(c)** Um, it appears that next Sunday morning, the 20th, will be a good time for you to bear testimony on the comical aspects of interviewing returned missionaries. I know that by bearing testimony, you will be forgiven of your lustful thoughts toward the PAC__. We look forward to hearing from you then.

[Moliere]

Unfortunately, no. This is not how the message board community works. It is a community of order and a community of learning, where we teach one another from the wisdom of experience. You may, however, be able to find the redemption you seek by posting some of your chuckle-inducing experiences. Will you recount these tales by 3pm PST, today?

Is this the same time as 4pm PDT? You might just be confusing him by using standard time when we are currently in daylight time.

[LA Ute]

**Consulting Franklin Day Planner(c)** Um, it appears that next Sunday morning, the 20th, will be a good time for you to bear testimony on the comical aspects of interviewing returned missionaries. I know that by bearing testimony, you will be forgiven of your lustful thoughts toward the PAC__. We look forward to hearing from you then.

OK, great. No need to set another appointment, we'll take care of that Sunday.

[Indy Coug]

LA, you're among friends here. I'm sure you're dying to let out all of those hilarious interview stories that only you can tell. You've probably even felt a couple of different times that you should tell those stories, but because of time constraints or work commitments, you have failed to share them with the group. Don't lose another opportunity to inactivity. I invite you to share those moments of hilarity with the rest of the board. Will you commit to doing this by 3pm PST, today?

Can't I just come down to the front and be saved?

Unfortunately, no. This is not how the message board community works. It is a community of order and a community of learning, where we teach one another from the wisdom of experience. You may, however, be able to find the redemption you seek by posting some of your chuckle-inducing experiences. Will you recount these tales by 3pm PST, today?

I'm not really comfortable committing right now. Can I come to the board this next Sunday? I think I will have the morning free and I should be able to put together some stories by then.

**Consulting Franklin Day Planner(c)** Um, it appears that next Sunday morning, the 20th, will be a good time for you to bear testimony on the comical aspects of interviewing returned missionaries. I know that by bearing testimony, you will be forgiven of your lustful thoughts toward the PAC__. We look forward to hearing from you then.

OK, great. No need to set another appointment, we'll take care of that Sunday.

[LA Ute]

Bring back some memories?

[Indy Coug]

Bring back some memories?

Yeah. Lame role-playing in the MTC.