LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

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  • Northwestcoug
    Cocked and Loaded
    • May 2011
    • 17889
    #961
    Originally posted by wally View Post
    My wife is under the impression that there is some special disposal ritual for G's. That you have to cut out the marks and burn them or something before you toss the remainder. She is fuzzy on the details of what has to be done and why, but she cringes when I just chuck old G's in the bin. I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.
    Sounds like she's old school Mo'. My grandparents burned their old ones. Not sure if the marks were cut out before the burning though.
    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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      • creekster
        It is NOT a monkey!
        • Nov 2008
        • 22661
        #962
        Originally posted by wally View Post
        I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.
        We are all worried for your eternal salvation.
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • Moliere
            One man.....one pie
            • Oct 2009
            • 27766
            #963
            Originally posted by creekster View Post
            We are all worried for your eternal salvation.
            Not true. Wally is a Ute. There are many people on this board that aren't worried about his soul.
            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • Green Monstah
                Royal Rooter
                • Aug 2010
                • 13886
                #964
                Originally posted by wally View Post
                My wife is under the impression that there is some special disposal ritual for G's. That you have to cut out the marks and burn them or something before you toss the remainder. She is fuzzy on the details of what has to be done and why, but she cringes when I just chuck old G's in the bin. I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.
                The TP told me to burn them when I was endowed. I obliged for a year or two post mission, but what a pain.
                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                  • Shaka
                    Senior Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 10433
                    #965
                    I tried the burning thing but it didn't work very well. Now I cut out the marks and the rest gets turned into rags or trashed.

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                      • creekster
                        It is NOT a monkey!
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22661
                        #966
                        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                        Not true. Wally is a Ute. There are many people on this board that aren't worried about his soul.
                        To the contrary, that is precisely why I AM worried about his soul.
                        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                          • creekster
                            It is NOT a monkey!
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 22661
                            #967
                            Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                            I tried the burning thing but it didn't work very well. Now I cut out the marks and the rest gets turned into rags or trashed.
                            I just never get rid of them. If I had to, I could probably go a couple months without repeating.
                            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                              • Dwight Schr-ute
                                Members Only
                                • May 2011
                                • 4917
                                #968
                                Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                                Wouldn't it be fun if the Church announced a retro jersey garment Sunday. Beehive clothing could make some sweet coin by jumping on that bandwagon.
                                No one wants to go retro garment. Not even my 93 year old grandpa.
                                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                  • Jeff Lebowski
                                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 69414
                                    #969
                                    Originally posted by Applejack View Post
                                    Moliere has fallen into apostasy (CS-induced, presumably).
                                    He has been off the rails for a long time.
                                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                      • Sullyute
                                        a day late/a dollar short
                                        • Jul 2010
                                        • 3308
                                        #970
                                        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                        No one wants to go retro garment. Not even my 93 year old grandpa.
                                        What if for every retro garment day, they had a Brazilian garment day?! We just need to get God to promote a AAA baseball ticket marketer to be an Apostle and we could have some real fun on Sundays.
                                        "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                                          • Dwight Schr-ute
                                            Members Only
                                            • May 2011
                                            • 4917
                                            #971
                                            Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                                            What if for every retro garment day, they had a Brazilian garment day?! We just need to get God to promote a AAA baseball ticket marketer to be an Apostle and we could have some real fun on Sundays.
                                            Nope. I can't think of any situation where going wrist to ankles is something I'd be cool with. Clearly, I am part of the chosen generation and was held to the last days for a reason.
                                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                              • Applejack
                                                Senior Member
                                                • Aug 2012
                                                • 3812
                                                #972
                                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                                He has been off the rails for a long time.
                                                Indeed. First he wants back in the MWC and NOW he says "just iron garment symbols on your favorite t-shirt?" Next he's going to be clamoring for Mitt to run!

                                                Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                                                Not true. Wally is a Ute. There are many people on this board that aren't worried about his soul.
                                                This is unfair. Wally is a cougar when it comes to women's volleyball.

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                                                  • Northwestcoug
                                                    Cocked and Loaded
                                                    • May 2011
                                                    • 17889
                                                    #973
                                                    Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                                    I just never get rid of them. If I had to, I could probably go a couple months without repeating.


                                                    Does Mrs. Creek like your extensive collection of used G's?
                                                    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                                    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                                    - SeattleUte

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                                                      • Moliere
                                                        One man.....one pie
                                                        • Oct 2009
                                                        • 27766
                                                        #974
                                                        Originally posted by Applejack View Post
                                                        Indeed. First he wants back in the MWC and NOW he says "just iron garment symbols on your favorite t-shirt?" Next he's going to be clamoring for Mitt to run!



                                                        This is unfair. Wally is a cougar when it comes to women's volleyball.
                                                        I've never wanted back in the MWC. I don't mind independence and it's surely better than the current MWC.

                                                        I'm definitely off the rails though, but in also more active than a good portion of the ward.
                                                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                                                          • MartyFunkhouser
                                                            Disciple of RNGesus
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 18700
                                                            #975
                                                            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                                                            I still don't get why people complain about the fit of garments. If they don't fit right, buy some nice white underclothing and put your own marks on them. I don't do this because the fit is fine for me, especially with the new/improved short version of the bottoms.

                                                            I know the handbook says that garments should not be made, but that's just a lame policy and I doubt any leader would ever care or even know unless the member told them.


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                                                            I doubt your doubt.

                                                            I agree they would only know if the member told them.
                                                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                                            --Kendrick Lamar

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