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  • grapevine
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 1990
    #1

    What good Questions should I ask visiting GA this week?

    We usually get a GA in April of our STake Conference. Was supposed to get a new Stake President two years ago and did not have satelite conference that year. However kept the one we had. November Marlin K Jensen called a new one. Last year we had the Satelite in April.

    April is when we get the visitor and are getting one now. There are Three Johnsons heard an Elder Johnson. No it won't be Marcus as he is on assignment. Could either be Kenneth or Paul. Whoever it is has a photographic memory I heard and was almost accused of cheating when he was only one that got answer right. If it is Paul I can see why he is church commisioner of education.

    So this coming weekend when the GA comes any good questions I should ask him. I don't think I need to go to Leadership meeting as I am just Ward Membership Clerk. Marlin when he put in Stake President though said this is not the church of Latter DAy Status.

    Saturday Night meeting or Sunday if I talk to him any good questions to ask him?

    If it is commisioner of education what can I ask him enlighitining. If it is guy from England what should I ask him? Any ideas?
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    • Fiyero
      Banned
      • Nov 2008
      • 5266
      #2
      Several GAs have promised those with same-gender attraction that if they live chaste and pure mortal lives, their "affliction" will be removed in the next world.

      Ask your GA, if it takes an act of God to alter one's physical code, why doesn't that miracle occur in this life, thereby permitting them to experience the very purpose of life (joy) and to replenish and multitude as commanded. As Jehovah asked Moses, "Is anything too hard for the LORD?"

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        • RobinFinderson
          Banned
          • Nov 2008
          • 10548
          #3
          Ask him how much ammunition one should keep along with food storage.

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            • clackamascoug
              Banned
              • Dec 2009
              • 9709
              #4
              Originally posted by grapevine View Post
              We usually get a GA in April of our STake Conference. Was supposed to get a new Stake President two years ago and did not have satelite conference that year. However kept the one we had. November Marlin K Jensen called a new one. Last year we had the Satelite in April.

              April is when we get the visitor and are getting one now. There are Three Johnsons heard an Elder Johnson. No it won't be Marcus as he is on assignment. Could either be Kenneth or Paul. Whoever it is has a photographic memory I heard and was almost accused of cheating when he was only one that got answer right. If it is Paul I can see why he is church commisioner of education.

              So this coming weekend when the GA comes any good questions I should ask him. I don't think I need to go to Leadership meeting as I am just Ward Membership Clerk. Marlin when he put in Stake President though said this is not the church of Latter DAy Status.

              Saturday Night meeting or Sunday if I talk to him any good questions to ask him?

              If it is commisioner of education what can I ask him enlighitining. If it is guy from England what should I ask him? Any ideas?
              Ask the visiting GA this...

              Jesus said to obey Caesar. Caesar says no illegal immigrants into our country. Church asks are your honest in your dealings. Church gives temple reccomends to illeagl peoples. Where's Caesars justice in the recommend process. Do I still have to pay tithing, or can I lie about my dealings.

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                • wuapinmon
                  Soul Plumber
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 30711
                  #5
                  Ask him that if we have been promised that we will never be tempted beyond our capacity to resist, and that if God has perfect foreknowledge of all events, he would know that we will sin, so how then do we have free will, and why does God allow us to be tempted if he knows that we will sin?
                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • SloanHater
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1348
                      #6
                      What does the Membership Clerk even do?

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                        • BigFatMeanie
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7108
                          #7
                          Ask him about the special kind of Gs worn only by GAs.

                          Wait, on second thought don't ask him that. He might kill you with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

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                            • frank ryan
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 12318
                              #8
                              Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                              Ask the visiting GA this...

                              Jesus said to obey Caesar. Caesar says no illegal immigrants into our country. Church asks are your honest in your dealings. Church gives temple reccomends to illeagl peoples. Where's Caesars justice in the recommend process. Do I still have to pay tithing, or can I lie about my dealings.
                              Interesting question. The church is very pro-illegal immigrant.

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