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  • SoonerCoug
    Joycelyn Elders Supporter
    • Nov 2008
    • 4680

    #1

    I like Dieter's chances

    So I've been looking at the Q of the 12 and thinking about who is most likely to ascend to the top at some point. Here are the apostles in order of seniority with birth year included. When assessing likelihood, my guess is purely based on age of apostle, age of apostles ahead of them, and the eyeball test. The "eyeball test" is an assessment of things like frailty, obesity, or known medical conditions.

    1. Thomas Spencer Monson (b. 1927)
    2. Boyd Kenneth Packer (b. 1924)
    3. Lowell Tom Perry (b. 1922)
    4. Russell Marion Nelson (b. 1924)
    5. Dallin Harris Oaks (b. 1932)
    6. Melvin Russell Ballard, Jr. (b. 1928)
    7. Richard Gordon Scott (b. 1928)
    8. Robert Dean Hales (b. 1932)
    9. Jeffrey Roy Holland (b. 1940)
    10. Henry Bennion Eyring (b. 1933)
    11. Dieter Friedrich Uchtdorf (b. 1940)
    12. David Allan Bednar (b. 1952)
    13. Quentin LaMar Cook (b. 1940)
    14. D. Todd Christofferson (b. 1945)
    15. Neil L. Andersen (b. 1951)

    A few things really stand out to me here. First of all, I give Elders Packer and Perry basically zero chance of outliving President Monson, although I hear that President Monson has type II diabetes. I also rank Elders Ballard, Scott, Hale, and Holland quite low based on the eyeball factor.

    I'm pretty sure our next prophet is going to be either an incapacitated Elder Perry/Packer, or it's going to be Elder Nelson. It's no secret that I'm not absolutely crazy about Elder Nelson, but I sincerely hope he outlives Elder Oaks. Hopefully he keeps exercising. Elder Eyring looks quite fit, but he was born in 1933, and so I don't give him a very high likelihood of making it. So then you're looking at Elders Holland and Uchtdorf with the 1940 b-date, and Holland clearly fails the eyeball test. We are going to have a German prophet someday, folks. His was the only talk I listened to this weekend, and it was a real winner.

    Beyond that, Elder Bednar is sitting pretty. I still don't know what to make of that.
    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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  • Surfah
    Where's Wallace?
    • Nov 2008
    • 33726

    #2
    I hope that I look that good at 70.
    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
    -Turtle
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    • pellegrino
      miserere me
      • Jan 2009
      • 12100

      #3
      I'll be honest, the only one on that list that I'm uncomfortable with becoming prophet is the one that's next in line. It sounds awful, but I do hope I never have to deal with that situation.
      Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
      God forgives many things for an act of mercy
      Alessandro Manzoni

      Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

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      • Surfah
        Where's Wallace?
        • Nov 2008
        • 33726

        #4
        Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
        I'll be honest, the only one on that list that I'm uncomfortable with becoming prophet is the one that's next in line. It sounds awful, but I do hope I never have to deal with that situation.
        It's amazing how the mantle can soften some. I think you may be surprised. I hope.
        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
        -Turtle
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        • pellegrino
          miserere me
          • Jan 2009
          • 12100

          #5
          Originally posted by Surfah View Post
          It's amazing how the mantle can soften some. I think you may be surprised. I hope.
          I hope so, I really do hope so.
          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
          Alessandro Manzoni

          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

          pelagius

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          • CardiacCoug
            вот так штука
            • Nov 2008
            • 11013

            #6
            I spent at least 5 minutes trying to figure out what this post had to do with dieting before I understood the thread title.

            I need to get some sleep.

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            • FMCoug
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 6825

              #7
              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
              I hope so, I really do hope so.
              See Ezra Taft Benson.
              "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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              • Moliere
                One man.....one pie
                • Oct 2009
                • 27869

                #8
                Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                So I've been looking at the Q of the 12 and thinking about who is most likely to ascend to the top at some point. Here are the apostles in order of seniority with birth year included. When assessing likelihood, my guess is purely based on age of apostle, age of apostles ahead of them, and the eyeball test. The "eyeball test" is an assessment of things like frailty, obesity, or known medical conditions.

                1. Thomas Spencer Monson (b. 1927)
                2. Boyd Kenneth Packer (b. 1924)
                3. Lowell Tom Perry (b. 1922)
                4. Russell Marion Nelson (b. 1924)
                5. Dallin Harris Oaks (b. 1932)
                6. Melvin Russell Ballard, Jr. (b. 1928)
                7. Richard Gordon Scott (b. 1928)
                8. Robert Dean Hales (b. 1932)
                9. Jeffrey Roy Holland (b. 1940)
                10. Henry Bennion Eyring (b. 1933)
                11. Dieter Friedrich Uchtdorf (b. 1940)
                12. David Allan Bednar (b. 1952)
                13. Quentin LaMar Cook (b. 1940)
                14. D. Todd Christofferson (b. 1945)
                15. Neil L. Andersen (b. 1951)

                A few things really stand out to me here. First of all, I give Elders Packer and Perry basically zero chance of outliving President Monson, although I hear that President Monson has type II diabetes. I also rank Elders Ballard, Scott, Hale, and Holland quite low based on the eyeball factor.

                I'm pretty sure our next prophet is going to be either an incapacitated Elder Perry/Packer, or it's going to be Elder Nelson. It's no secret that I'm not absolutely crazy about Elder Nelson, but I sincerely hope he outlives Elder Oaks. Hopefully he keeps exercising. Elder Eyring looks quite fit, but he was born in 1933, and so I don't give him a very high likelihood of making it. So then you're looking at Elders Holland and Uchtdorf with the 1940 b-date, and Holland clearly fails the eyeball test. We are going to have a German prophet someday, folks. His was the only talk I listened to this weekend, and it was a real winner.

                Beyond that, Elder Bednar is sitting pretty. I still don't know what to make of that.
                I have to say when it comes to sharing personal thoughts SoonerCoug is probably the second most honest poster on this board after BYU71.
                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                • pellegrino
                  miserere me
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                  See Ezra Taft Benson.
                  Like I said, I really hope so.
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • woot
                    Resident Science Cop
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 5531

                    #10
                    What are people's thoughts on Bednar? I'm not very familiar with the last 5 people on that list, and I'm guessing he's a special guy since they almost guaranteed him leadership of the church calling him so young. Is he a good speaker? I don't seem to hear anything about him on here.

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                    • myboynoah
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 21719

                      #11
                      Originally posted by woot View Post
                      What are people's thoughts on Bednar? I'm not very familiar with the last 5 people on that list, and I'm guessing he's a special guy since they almost guaranteed him leadership of the church calling him so young. Is he a good speaker? I don't seem to hear anything about him on here.
                      Well, woot, I think you're opening the flood gates.
                      Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                      For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                      Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 37966

                        #12
                        Originally posted by woot View Post
                        What are people's thoughts on Bednar? I'm not very familiar with the last 5 people on that list, and I'm guessing he's a special guy since they almost guaranteed him leadership of the church calling him so young. Is he a good speaker? I don't seem to hear anything about him on here.
                        I personally don't like his hairstyle. I can't imagine how he actually parts that thing.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

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                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • woot
                          Resident Science Cop
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 5531

                          #13
                          Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                          Well, woot, I think you're opening the flood gates.
                          Oh is he a divisive fella? I'd be interested to hear thoughts about any of those 5 guys, actually. It seems that Uchtdorf is well-liked; what about the others?

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                          • pellegrino
                            miserere me
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 12100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by woot View Post
                            What are people's thoughts on Bednar? I'm not very familiar with the last 5 people on that list, and I'm guessing he's a special guy since they almost guaranteed him leadership of the church calling him so young. Is he a good speaker? I don't seem to hear anything about him on here.
                            I know him, he's very conservative, but he's not overbearing and not close minded. He really does have a heart of gold. He's gotten a lot of grief for his don't take offense talk, but that's to be expected given the topic. On the plus side, he's an academic, Phd in organizational behavior, although he spent a good portion of his career in administration. I wouldn't have a problem with him ascending to the highest heights at all. He'll have to outlive Elder Dieter though.
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • New Mexican Disaster
                              Suomalainen
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 4549

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                              So I've been looking at the Q of the 12 and thinking about who is most likely to ascend to the top at some point. Here are the apostles in order of seniority with birth year included. When assessing likelihood, my guess is purely based on age of apostle, age of apostles ahead of them, and the eyeball test. The "eyeball test" is an assessment of things like frailty, obesity, or known medical conditions.

                              1. Thomas Spencer Monson (b. 1927)
                              2. Boyd Kenneth Packer (b. 1924)
                              3. Lowell Tom Perry (b. 1922)
                              4. Russell Marion Nelson (b. 1924)
                              5. Dallin Harris Oaks (b. 1932)
                              6. Melvin Russell Ballard, Jr. (b. 1928)
                              7. Richard Gordon Scott (b. 1928)
                              8. Robert Dean Hales (b. 1932)
                              9. Jeffrey Roy Holland (b. 1940)
                              10. Henry Bennion Eyring (b. 1933)
                              11. Dieter Friedrich Uchtdorf (b. 1940)
                              12. David Allan Bednar (b. 1952)
                              13. Quentin LaMar Cook (b. 1940)
                              14. D. Todd Christofferson (b. 1945)
                              15. Neil L. Andersen (b. 1951)

                              A few things really stand out to me here. First of all, I give Elders Packer and Perry basically zero chance of outliving President Monson, although I hear that President Monson has type II diabetes. I also rank Elders Ballard, Scott, Hale, and Holland quite low based on the eyeball factor.

                              I'm pretty sure our next prophet is going to be either an incapacitated Elder Perry/Packer, or it's going to be Elder Nelson. It's no secret that I'm not absolutely crazy about Elder Nelson, but I sincerely hope he outlives Elder Oaks. Hopefully he keeps exercising. Elder Eyring looks quite fit, but he was born in 1933, and so I don't give him a very high likelihood of making it. So then you're looking at Elders Holland and Uchtdorf with the 1940 b-date, and Holland clearly fails the eyeball test. We are going to have a German prophet someday, folks. His was the only talk I listened to this weekend, and it was a real winner.

                              Beyond that, Elder Bednar is sitting pretty. I still don't know what to make of that.
                              Oaks has got a great shot at grabbing the ring. He is 8 years younger than everyone except Monson that is ahead of him.

                              If he does become prophet that should be very exciting for a person I know. He used to introduce himself as Hi, my name is ____, I am Dallin H. Oaks grandson." He will probably get a lot of mileage if his grandfather is the prophet.

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