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  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711

    #1

    Pews

    Why are LDS pews usually so uncomfortable. When we go to my son's preschool, the pews in their sanctuary are nice and comfortable. The same goes for Episcopal and Presbyterian pews.

    I realize that current pews are a step above the cement slabs in the old Tabernacle, but still, can't we at least consider ergonomics and modern technologies.

    Today was my first day back at church in five weeks. It felt good, but the pews did not.
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
  • pellegrino
    miserere me
    • Jan 2009
    • 12100

    #2
    Ask tooblue, he'll know.

    glad to know you're getting back to normal.
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
    Alessandro Manzoni

    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

    pelagius

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    • il Padrino Ute
      Junior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 19161

      #3
      So we won't fall asleep.
      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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      • John McClain
        Comfortably Numb
        • Dec 2009
        • 1012

        #4
        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        I realize that current pews are a step above the cement slabs in the old Tabernacle, but still, can't we at least consider ergonomics and modern technologies.
        I used to be a cameraman at KSL years ago. We would have to be at the Tabernacle at 5:00 on Sunday mornings to set up for Music and The Spoken Word. I can guarantee you that while those pews were hard, they were not so hard as to prevent me from stretching out and sleeping on them during down time after we set up our cameras.
        Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
        Albert Einstein

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        • SoCalCoug
          Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
          • Nov 2008
          • 5214

          #5
          Episcopals and Presbyterians don't have high council Sunday. We don't want their talks drowned out by snores.
          If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

          "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

          "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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          • Sleeping in EQ
            Philosopher of Men
            • Nov 2008
            • 4188

            #6
            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
            Why are LDS pews usually so uncomfortable. When we go to my son's preschool, the pews in their sanctuary are nice and comfortable. The same goes for Episcopal and Presbyterian pews.

            I realize that current pews are a step above the cement slabs in the old Tabernacle, but still, can't we at least consider ergonomics and modern technologies.

            Today was my first day back at church in five weeks. It felt good, but the pews did not.
            I am 6'6" and pews in LDS buildings are not spaced far enough from one another for my comfort. If I don't want to be hunched over, but I want to sit in a pew, I have to go with either the front row, or the row just in front of the overflow.

            As to the reason, I suspect it's the usual Mormon cheapness. It's the same thinking that brings cinderblock walls, artificial lighting, few windows etc.
            We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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            • Indy Coug
              Heartless Bastard
              • Dec 2008
              • 18747

              #7
              The pews are why people aspire to be the bishop. Then you get to sit in one of those quasi-comfortable movie theater chairs on the stand and you get a nice high-backed chair in the bishop's office.
              Everything in life is an approximation.

              http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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              • Clark Addison
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 10301

                #8
                Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                The pews are why people aspire to be the bishop. Then you get to sit in one of those quasi-comfortable movie theater chairs on the stand and you get a nice high-backed chair in the bishop's office.
                Maybe that is why in our brand new building there are no comfy chairs up on the stand. The bishopric has to sit on the same uncomfortable benches as the rest of us.

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                • Moliere
                  One man.....one pie
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 27846

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                  The pews are why people aspire to be the bishop. Then you get to sit in one of those quasi-comfortable movie theater chairs on the stand and you get a nice high-backed chair in the bishop's office.
                  This is also why they fall asleep on the stand. Last week I watched our high council speaker fall asleep. He would probably just admit to resting his eyes, but I could tell he was asleep. I watched him for over three minutes and he had the head-nodding twitches of someone who is asleep while sitting up.
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                  • Indy Coug
                    Heartless Bastard
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 18747

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                    This is also why they fall asleep on the stand. Last week I watched our high council speaker fall asleep. He would probably just admit to resting his eyes, but I could tell he was asleep. I watched him for over three minutes and he had the head-nodding twitches of someone who is asleep while sitting up.
                    It doesn't help when you have to get up at 4:45 to go to all the meetings prior to the 9:00 block.
                    Everything in life is an approximation.

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