The church needs more attorneys and less PhDs

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  • Art Vandelay
    Striving for mediocrity
    • Jul 2009
    • 10516

    #1

    The church needs more attorneys and less PhDs

    Come on, were losing to the Hindus!
  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25256

    #2
    Looks like we're losing to pretty much everyone but the J Dubs and Southern Baptists.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • falafel
      loves to talk on things
      • Mar 2009
      • 37950

      #3
      That chart can't be correct. I've been to Utah and everyone there is rolling in it!
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • I.J. Reilly
        Nobody's Fool
        • Apr 2009
        • 2949

        #4
        I thought it was an interesting choice that they went with the San Diego temple instead of Salt Lake as the building representative of Mormonism.

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        • wuapinmon
          Soul Plumber
          • Dec 2008
          • 30711

          #5
          1. Screw you, bishop.
          2. Notice how Catholic and Mormon are excluded from Christian
          3. I love you, Doc Vandelay
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • falafel
            loves to talk on things
            • Mar 2009
            • 37950

            #6
            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
            1. Screw you, bishop.
            2. Notice how Catholic and Mormon are excluded from Christian
            3. I love you, Doc Vandelay
            That's because "Christian" really means "evangelical" in this context. Everyone knows that.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • RobinFinderson
              Banned
              • Nov 2008
              • 10548

              #7
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              Looks like we're losing to pretty much everyone but the J Dubs and Southern Baptists.
              Donut, your editing abilities failed you here! The quality of your services are now in doubt, and at the very least you ought to offer me a steep discount. The title of this thread should read, "The Church needs more attorneys and fewer PhDs."

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25256

                #8
                Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                Donut, your editing abilities failed you here! The quality of your services are now in doubt, and at the very least you ought to offer me a steep discount. The title of this thread should read, "The Church needs more attorneys and fewer PhDs."
                As far as I know, Bishop Vandelay does not stand in grave danger of hellfire and eternal damnation. Accordingly, I've never offered to edit his posts for him in an attempt to befriend him and return him to the fold.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • RobinFinderson
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 10548

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  As far as I know, Bishop Vandelay does not stand in grave danger of hellfire and eternal damnation. Accordingly, I've never offered to edit his posts for him in an attempt to befriend him and return him to the fold.
                  I don't know about that... affiliate with individuals whose teachings or practices are contrary to or oppose those accepted by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

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