What do you believe about god?

[optimomojo]

000

[landpoke]

What do you believe about god?

If you are agnostic or atheist, why?

If you believe there is a God, but not the God of Mormonism, why?

Besides the poll, here's joke:

What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

Some one who stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog?

That's one of my two standard jokes. The other is:

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

[scottie]

I voted undecided, but a more descriptive choice for me would have been "I have hope there is a God, but I've yet to find any definition that makes sense to me." BTW, I have no expectation that I'll ever find an explanation/definition that does make sense because it's an illogical thought to begin with -- who created God?. I do feel that Mormons (and probably other churches) spend too much time and energy defining God.

[wuapinmon]

For the record, you get -1,000 points for making this a public poll. This isn't something that most people would share publicly if they were having doubts. This is why we have a Speakeasy.

[UtahDan]

Since you didn't capitalize his name, I feel like this is a trap. I won't take the bait!

[RobinFinderson]

For the record, you get -1,000 points for making this a public poll. This isn't something that most people would share publicly if they were having doubts. This is why we have a Speakeasy.

*AHEM* Speak for yourself.

[Surfah]

That's one of my two standard jokes. The other is:

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

My two are:

What'd the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.

What'd the other fish call the fish who swam into the wall? Dumb Bass.

[RC Vikings]

" BTW, I have no expectation that I'll ever find an explanation/definition that does make sense because it's an illogical thought to begin with -- who created God?.

On the other hand I don't know if it makes sense to believe this all happened without a God.

[RC Vikings]

That's one of my two standard jokes. The other is:

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left side?

He's all right.

[UtahDan]

Mine is, whenever ducks or geese fly by in V formation, to say "ever notice how one side of the V is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?" Pause......"it's because there are more ducks on one side."

[il Padrino Ute]

Mine is, whenever ducks or geese fly by in V formation, to say "ever notice how one side of the V is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?" Pause......"it's because there are more ducks on one side."

Why are their more ducks on one side?

Perhaps a few ducks were taken by hunters.

[pellegrino]

I'm a little confused about the "God of Mormonism" category. I don't mean to be polemical, but can anyone really define what that is, or we just going with the basics: All knowing, loving, powerful, etc. Has a body of flesh and bone, is called Elohim?

[TripletDaddy]

I'm a little confused about the "God of Mormonism" category. I don't mean to be polemical, but can anyone really define what that is, or we just going with the basics: All knowing, loving, powerful, etc. Has a body of flesh and bone, is called Elohim?

that alone wipes out pretty much every other christian denomination.

Add that God is an exalted man and that we are headed in that direction and wallah you have The God of Mormonism.

[Shaka]

Had there been a selection titled, "Variation of a Mormon God" I might have checked it.

[John McClain]

I believe in the God seen by Joseph Smith (or the God of Mormonism; this is how I prefer to define Him). I also believe the world and other worlds were created as set forth in the Big Bang theory, and I believe that is the mechanism God used to create universes. I am also amazed and awed at the wonder of God our Father and the many questions that we don't yet have answers for. That is why I love faith, not just as a concept, but as a principle of living.