What's Jesus Doing?

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  • The Fourth Nephite
    Junior Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 781

    #1

    What's Jesus Doing?

    I'm sure most of you are familiar with this picture of Jesus knocking on a door:



    At family home evening my wife was teaching a lesson and she held up that picture. "Who's this?" she asked my 3 year old son. "JESUS!" he shouts out. Then before she can continue, my 7 year old girl blurts in "I know what he's doing!".

    OK, what?

    "He's going home teaching!"
    "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug
  • All-American
    Right, as Usual
    • Nov 2008
    • 15663

    #2
    Without a companion?
    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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    • falafel
      loves to talk on things
      • Mar 2009
      • 37973

      #3
      Originally posted by All-American View Post
      Without a companion?
      I'm sure he took the Holy Ghost along.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • RobinFinderson
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 10548

        #4
        I would like to offer everyone a small lesson in personal restraint. I was recently tempted to start one of those fake threads that riffs on the title of a different thread. I was going to base it on this thread, and I was simply going to remove ONE letter from the current title and by doing that it would become an obscene and blasphemous phrase. But I didn't do it. Something inside me told me that it might make MRD sad, so I resisted the temptation. Small steps on the road to recovery...

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        • Indy Coug
          Heartless Bastard
          • Dec 2008
          • 18747

          #5
          I was just SURE this was going to be a Facebook thread.
          Everything in life is an approximation.

          http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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          • Moliere
            One man.....one pie
            • Oct 2009
            • 27875

            #6
            Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
            I would like to offer everyone a small lesson in personal restraint. I was recently tempted to start one of those fake threads that riffs on the title of a different thread. I was going to base it on this thread, and I was simply going to remove ONE letter from the current title and by doing that it would become an obscene and blasphemous phrase. But I didn't do it. Something inside me told me that it might make MRD sad, so I resisted the temptation. Small steps on the road to recovery...
            I'll bite, but not in a separate Thread.

            Mine would be titled "What's Jesus Chewing?"
            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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            • TheBYUGuy
              Friend of Rodin
              • Sep 2009
              • 1442

              #7
              Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
              Mine would be titled "What's Jesus Chewing?"
              Where's that "Summon landpoke" card when I need it? (I think there is one, but many images are blocked at work and I don't see it in the summons contest thread.)

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              • DU Ute
                RIP CUF
                • Dec 2008
                • 7393

                #8
                "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                  I would like to offer everyone a small lesson in personal restraint. I was recently tempted to start one of those fake threads that riffs on the title of a different thread. I was going to base it on this thread, and I was simply going to remove ONE letter from the current title and by doing that it would become an obscene and blasphemous phrase. But I didn't do it. Something inside me told me that it might make MRD sad, so I resisted the temptation. Small steps on the road to recovery...
                  Hats: Jesus' Doing?



                  Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                  sigpic

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                  • RobinFinderson
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 10548

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    Hats: Jesus' Doing?



                    Those are indeed obscene and blasphemous hats, but that is not the letter I was thinking of. Please people, refrain from thinking about this! No good can come from dwelling on the filth that so freely flows through my mind on its way to hell.

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                    • TheBYUGuy
                      Friend of Rodin
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 1442

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                      Those are indeed obscene and blasphemous hats, but that is not the letter I was thinking of. Please people, refrain from thinking about this! No good can come from dwelling on the filth that so freely flows through my mind on its way to hell.
                      I'm thinking this is the key to your blasphemous thoughts.

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                      • Green Lantern
                        Has overcome great fear
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 2289

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                        I would like to offer everyone a small lesson in personal restraint. I was recently tempted to start one of those fake threads that riffs on the title of a different thread. I was going to base it on this thread, and I was simply going to remove ONE letter from the current title and by doing that it would become an obscene and blasphemous phrase. But I didn't do it. Something inside me told me that it might make MRD sad, so I resisted the temptation. Small steps on the road to recovery...
                        This isn't too hard. To figure out I mean! Damn it Finderson, keep your mind out of the gutter!
                        Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                        None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                        I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                        --Portland Ute

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                        • landpoke
                          Never once baby snatched
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 4183

                          #13
                          It looks like he's getting ready to sucker punch whoever is behind the door. Satan maybe?
                          There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                          Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                          Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                          Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
                          …
                          Tomorrow is Saturday
                          And Sunday comes afterwards

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                          • statman
                            Rabblerouser
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 2799

                            #14
                            Originally posted by All-American View Post
                            Without a companion?
                            He's a High Priest. It's okay...

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