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  • The importance of correlation

    And proper sources.

    http://www.ldschurchnews.com/article...r-sources.html

    I'm already compiling a list of people in this thread who are straying from the approved guidelines.
    "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
    -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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    Ugh...
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • #3
      "Why," she asked, "are you trying to boil down information? An inspired Church-writing committee has already done that for you."
      I had long suspected that the thinking had been done for me. What a relief! Whew!

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      • #4
        Two thoughts:

        1) I think the story of the mom who shut off the internet and the daughter who showed her mother the error of her ways is a literary device employed by official Church PR writers, but it's ok because it was probably approved by special dispensation overseen by the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. I need to study this to discover what I am truly supposed to learn.

        2) The press release really had the feel of something put out by the Vatican, specifically this line:

        Church members have seen the results of more than four decades of correlation efforts, established to:

        Maintain purity of doctrine.
        Hallelujah!

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        • #5
          Is anything more boring than a 100% correlated Church lesson? For me, being interesting and entertaining is far more important in a lesson than being perfectly correlated -- what's wrong with a teacher or any other Church member sharing an opinion that may not be the official, fully correlated opinion?

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          • #6
            I'm beginning to think that wasn't a news piece at all.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
              I had long suspected that the thinking had been done for me. What a relief! Whew!
              This is snarkier than I really feel. The truth is that without the Church applying constant pressure to keep beliefs and practices uniform you would have wards and stakes all over the map very quickly. It is necessary, even if it is a little grating.

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              • #8
                I hope pelagius sees this, repents and ceases to teach those fancy-pants Sunday School lessons.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  I hope pelagius sees this, repents and ceases to teach those fancy-pants Sunday School lessons.
                  I see you don't give a f*#! about the Oxford comma.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                    This is snarkier than I really feel. The truth is that without the Church applying constant pressure to keep beliefs and practices uniform you would have wards and stakes all over the map very quickly. It is necessary, even if it is a little grating.
                    I don't disagree with this at all. I'd just appreciate it if they were a little more patronizing in the way they go about it.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                      I see you don't give a f*#! about the Oxford comma.
                      Who does?

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                      • #12
                        The Church has the right approach with its correlation program but that "article" somehow rubbed me the wrong way. It made me want to ad lib my next Priesthood lesson.
                        Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
                        Albert Einstein

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by John McClain View Post
                          The Church has the right approach with its correlation program but that "article" somehow rubbed me the wrong way. It made me want to ad lib my next Priesthood lesson.
                          The Church News has some really lousy writers.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Solon View Post
                            I'm already compiling a list of people in this thread who are straying from the approved guidelines.
                            If they really wanted us to stick to the material they would give us more than two (small) pages to go off of. I understand the importance of having a lesson manual, especially in a very centralized church, but we are taught to seek out truth and learning out of the best books. We should be able to share some of that in our lessons.

                            Let it be known also that by "best books" I don't think the Lord meant devotionals by John Bytheway or The Work and the Glory (when is the third movie coming out anyway?).
                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • #15
                              Manure.
                              We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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