Ever confessed about masturbation?

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  • SoonerCoug
    Joycelyn Elders Supporter
    • Nov 2008
    • 4680

    #1

    Ever confessed about masturbation?

    Just curious what percentage of CUFers have confessed to masturbatory activity.
    22
    Yes
    68.18%
    15
    No--I didn't think it was worth confessing
    18.18%
    4
    No--I have never masturbated
    9.09%
    2
    No--I am not a Mormon
    4.55%
    1
    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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  • Art Vandelay
    Striving for mediocrity
    • Jul 2009
    • 10516

    #2
    Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
    Just curious what percentage of CUFers have confessed to masturbatory activity.
    I was once accused of the reciprocal...in this very forum

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    • Surfah
      Where's Wallace?
      • Nov 2008
      • 33726

      #3
      Confessed to who?
      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
      -Turtle
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      • SoonerCoug
        Joycelyn Elders Supporter
        • Nov 2008
        • 4680

        #4
        Originally posted by Surfah View Post
        Confessed to who?
        To the LDS bishop of your ward.
        That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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        • Surfah
          Where's Wallace?
          • Nov 2008
          • 33726

          #5
          Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
          To the LDS bishop of your ward.
          Cool. I was just asking for those that may have masturbated before and weren't sure.
          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
          -Turtle
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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #6
            Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
            Just curious what percentage of CUFers have confessed to masturbatory activity.
            Do you mean multiple times, or this year, or both?
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Surfah
              Where's Wallace?
              • Nov 2008
              • 33726

              #7
              Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
              Do you mean multiple times, or this year, or both?
              I'll piggyback on that with, what do you consider masturbatory activity? Is washing your junk in the shower for like 5 minutes masturbatory activity?
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
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              • wuapinmon
                Soul Plumber
                • Dec 2008
                • 30711

                #8
                Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                Confessed to who[m]?
                Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                I'll piggyback on that with, what do you consider masturbatory activity? Is washing your junk in the shower for like 5 minutes masturbatory activity?
                I mean, it really only counts if you finish....right, Art? I always get a kick out of the "masturbate to completion" line.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • Surfah
                  Where's Wallace?
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 33726

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                  I mean, it really only counts if you finish....right, Art? I always get a kick out of the "masturbate to completion" line.
                  I was going to ask that to. Does it count only if you climax?
                  "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                  -Turtle
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                  • Art Vandelay
                    Striving for mediocrity
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 10516

                    #10
                    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                    I mean, it really only counts if you finish....right, Art? I always get a kick out of the "masturbate to completion" line.
                    Wow that is one I have never asked.....and never plan to. YUCK!

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                      Wow that is one I have never asked.....and never plan to. YUCK!
                      So, how do you know if you've "masturbated" then? Can we make this thread "men" only please? Like, move it to The Locker Room? STAND BACK SLEDGIRL'S GOING NUCLEAR!
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 37950

                        #12
                        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                        So, how do you know if you've "masturbated" then? Can we make this thread "men" only please? Like, move it to The Locker Room? STAND BACK SLEDGIRL'S GOING NUCLEAR!
                        Ask SoCal

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                        • wuapinmon
                          Soul Plumber
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 30711

                          #13
                          The missionaries who baptized me, and did my baptismal interview, never taught me that masturbation was against the Law of Chastity. My first interview with the bishop, was, how shall we put it....awkward. I was 17 when I got baptized.
                          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                          • Non Sequitur
                            Where did I put my bodkin
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 5773

                            #14
                            Anyone who has been on a mission has confessed to said act, if he was honest.
                            "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                            • FN Phat
                              I ♥ gateway sex
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 8691

                              #15
                              Does it count if you shake more than twice when your peeing? What about the pinch and roll technique?
                              I'm your huckleberry.


                              "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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