Relief Society Sisters gossiping about their sex lives

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I know. It's one of those awful inside jokes.

Now I feel sad. I thought I was on the inside.

[Babs]

I thought I was on the inside.

hey! This is hardly the place for personal confessions!

[Rosebud]

Not really.

Try?

[All-American]

Now I feel sad. I thought I was on the inside.

That's what . . . never mind.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Try?

Your one about Santa was nice. It sounded like you had a blast with your little girl.

[Rosebud]

Your one about Santa was nice. It sounded like you had a blast with your little girl.

I did... thanks .

[marsupial]

I've never had any of my married LDS or non-LDS guy friends tell me any "details" about their sex lives -- maybe once or twice I have heard a general comment about needing to get laid after a guy's wife has given birth or when a couple has been apart for some reason.

I just don't see any of the guys I know sitting around talking about any of the "intimate" details.

I have never had any married LDS woman give me any intimate details of her sex life either. As I said before, I've talked birth control and general women's health stuff with other women, but nothing that gave me any details into the actual activities of the couple. I am curious what these women BYUTexan is referring to are talking about. I mean, is it really "tips and tricks" like you'd get from Cosmo or is he uptight about women talking about the Pill vs. an IUD, et al.

[wuapinmon]

Yes! Very wrong. These parties are just pyramid schemes. You shouldn't have to pay part of someone's upline commission just to get a cool new vibrator. Better to just buy online.

Really, is this what they are sharing... "intimate details." I am sure it happens sometimes but either I get left out on all the good conversations or your definition of intimate details is much broader than my definition.

You are on a roll lately!

Links? Of course you have to exclude waup.

I've been excluded from sex most of my life.

Um.... men talk about sex all the time (use CUF as an example). You take a different approach to the subject for some rather obvious reasons that I'd prefer to stay out of here. I don't think it should bother men, then, if their wives talk about sex, too.... as long as there is no intent to harm.

I don't talk about sex with my wife, I used to comment about how sexually attracted I am to my wife. BIG difference. <snicker>

There are no "techniques, processes, positions, or devices" threads. Though I will admit that perhaps any mention of sex is "talking about sex all the time" to some Mormonas.

Frankly, I'd have no problem if my wife spoke about sex with another woman.

[John McClain]

Frankly, I'd have no problem if my wife spoke about sex with another woman.

In the way of a general discussion or by way of proposition?

[Rosebud]

Frankly, I'd have no problem if my wife spoke about sex with another woman.

Uh... exactly. I don't really see what there is to complain about in the long run. Everyone save your whining for when your wives hurt your reputations or start talking to other men.

There are no "techniques, processes, positions, or devices" threads. Though I will admit that perhaps any mention of sex is "talking about sex all the time" to some Mormonas.

This cracks me up. One month I'm told that I have to get used to this place being a locker room, the next month I get claims that it's the celestial room or something.

And in case you've forgotten, the foundation of my argument is that women have different sorts of conversations for different, justifiable reasons. (I'm now done discussing this aspect of the topic. Remember, I'm a woman and most of the readers here are men. Frankly, my husband is a pretty good sport. Try going a little easier on the RS sisters.)

[Babs]

I don't talk about sex with my wife, I used to comment about how sexually attracted I am to my wife. BIG difference.

giggle.

[RC Vikings]

Uh... exactly. I don't really see what there is to complain about in the long run. Everyone save your whining for when your wives hurt your reputations or start talking to other men.

I'm not quite sure where you got this idea that guys are worried about their wives saying they don't do it for them in bed. It takes me back to an old joke.

1st guy: How long does it take for a woman to reach orgasm?

Second guy: I don't know.

1st guy again: Who cares.

[BlueHair]

The only thing I have ever heard from another married man is that he doesn't have sex often enough. I have alot of the same friends from high school. They shared every detail back then, but nothing now that they are married.

[falafel]

I know that my wife's friends discuss their sex lives with her. I can only assume she has shared detail of our sex life. However, most of the things they tell her (and that she sometimes passes on to me ) are about her friends' frustrations or problems. Its never about "Chris did X last night!" or anything like that.

I have on friend that shamelessly shares details of his sex life with me, unsolicited. I can't get him to stop doing it. None of my other friends talk to me about that stuff, unless its to tell me that they wish their wives did this or that.

I think the main reason most (married, non-teenager) dudes don't talk about sex is that they don't want to hear/imagine their buddies doing it. That's usually the last image I want in my mind.

[wuapinmon]

Uh... exactly. I don't really see what there is to complain about in the long run. Everyone save your whining for when your wives hurt your reputations or start talking to other men.



This cracks me up. One month I'm told that I have to get used to this place being a locker room, the next month I get claims that it's the celestial room or something.

And in case you've forgotten, the foundation of my argument is that women have different sorts of conversations for different, justifiable reasons. (I'm now done discussing this aspect of the topic. Remember, I'm a woman and most of the readers here are men. Frankly, my husband is a pretty good sport. Try going a little easier on the RS sisters.)

giggle.

Neither of you went after the other "sex joke" in my post. I'm disappointed.