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  • Art Vandelay
    Striving for mediocrity
    • Jul 2009
    • 10516

    #1

    One perk of being bishop

    We had a freezing rain last night and school was canceled. It is warming up and starting to melt, but I made the unilateral decision to cancel mutual and cub scouts tonight. I hope the true reason I did it was for the kid's safety, but I'm worried I just didn't want to go back to the church again. I literally spent 26 hours at the church building Sat-Monday (Tithing Settlement, ward party, church, and funeral). I'm a little burned out right now.
  • happyone
    Board Bookworm
    • Mar 2009
    • 5393

    #2
    Man, that is looking really hard for a perk.

    I may be small, but I'm slow.

    A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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    • Moliere
      One man.....one pie
      • Oct 2009
      • 27822

      #3
      Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
      We had a freezing rain last night and school was canceled. It is warming up and starting to melt, but I made the unilateral decision to cancel mutual and cub scouts tonight. I hope the true reason I did it was for the kid's safety, but I'm worried I just didn't want to go back to the church again. I literally spent 26 hours at the church building Sat-Monday (Tithing Settlement, ward party, church, and funeral). I'm a little burned out right now.
      That's one decision that a Bishop can make that will offend no one.
      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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      • Indy Coug
        Heartless Bastard
        • Dec 2008
        • 18747

        #4
        Due to an ice storm, our BP decided to call off church last Sunday at 10:40 and church started at 11:00. Who knows how many people ended up driving to church anyway given how late the message went out? We were 30 seconds from leaving the house.
        Everything in life is an approximation.

        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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        • Art Vandelay
          Striving for mediocrity
          • Jul 2009
          • 10516

          #5
          Originally posted by happyone View Post
          Man, that is looking really hard for a perk.
          Of course this in addition to the Penthouse Forum type confession I hear weekly.

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          • Indy Coug
            Heartless Bastard
            • Dec 2008
            • 18747

            #6
            Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
            Of course this in addition to the Penthouse Forum type confession I hear weekly.
            You forgot to use the winky face.
            Everything in life is an approximation.

            http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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            • SoonerCoug
              Joycelyn Elders Supporter
              • Nov 2008
              • 4680

              #7
              I want to be a bishop. I'd make some really sweet unilateral decisions.
              That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

              http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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              • happyone
                Board Bookworm
                • Mar 2009
                • 5393

                #8
                Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                That's one decision that a Bishop can make that will offend no one.
                I had an ex-bishop once tell me that the release date for a bishop is determined when he has offended everybody in the ward

                I may be small, but I'm slow.

                A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                • BigPiney
                  Huge Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 12336

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                  Due to an ice storm, our BP decided to call off church last Sunday at 10:40 and church started at 11:00. Who knows how many people ended up driving to church anyway given how late the message went out? We were 30 seconds from leaving the house.
                  My bishop canceled the night before church. High council speakers didn't have to make the 2 hour drive in what was supposed to be a huge snow storm. Turned out to be sunny and beautiful and the kids and I spent a bunch of time playing in the snow outside before I left for the monday night football game (9 hour drive).

                  The grumpy widow in my ward has called me twice and yelled at me because church was canceled. Like I had anything to do with it. I am really tempted to tell her to STFU.

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                  • Moliere
                    One man.....one pie
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 27822

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                    I want to be a bishop. I'd make some really sweet unilateral decisions.
                    I'd love to hear these.
                    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                    • RC Vikings
                      Known Heterosexual
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 8788

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                      I am really tempted to tell her to STFU.

                      I bet she wouldn't call you any more.

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                      • Indy Coug
                        Heartless Bastard
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 18747

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                        The grumpy widow in my ward has called me twice and yelled at me because church was canceled. Like I had anything to do with it. I am really tempted to tell her to STFU.
                        At a widow? WWTSMD?
                        Everything in life is an approximation.

                        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                        • jxncoog
                          Non-tourist
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 126

                          #13
                          You've been bishop long enough that you're wise enough to cancel meetings. I don't think our bishop would follow suit. Of course weather rarely cancels anything here.

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                          • The_Tick
                            Made something of myself
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 7273

                            #14
                            Art,

                            Do you all have mutual the next two weeks? We always cancel near a holiday.

                            I love that.

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                            • Art Vandelay
                              Striving for mediocrity
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 10516

                              #15
                              Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                              Art,

                              Do you all have mutual the next two weeks? We always cancel near a holiday.

                              I love that.
                              Yes the next two weeks are optional for the individual classes or quorums (none are having it). So that means 3 Wednesdays in a row away from the church for me. This may be my longest stretch of not going to mutual in almost 9 nine years.

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