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    Last night on NPR I heard Pat Robertson say that "charismatic Evangelicals" number 600 million worldwide. Holy cow! That's a 50 year old phenomenon. If you consider rival American-born sects that like LDS don't consider themselves "Protestants," Seventh Day Adventists have 16 million members, compared to 13.5 million LDS (per Wikipedia). Even the freaky JW's have 7+ million. Within 170 years of its founding Islam covered practically half the world. Medieval Christianity wound up the unrivaled steward of all of Western, Central and Eastern Europe, and Russia, not to mention the dominant faith in the New World.

    Clearly the LDS church isn't on the Judeo-exclusive model. It emulates these older, ultimately dominant, theocratic churches. Why is it growing do slowly?
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift

  • #2
    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
    Why is it growing do slowly?
    Only the best and the brightest.

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    • #3
      Since when do membership numbers imply correctness?
      Everything in life is an approximation.

      http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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      • #4
        This explains most of your football posts.
        "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
        "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
        "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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        • #5
          Shoot, if I believed all I had to do to be saved was accept that Jesus is my savior and move on with my life, I'd probably join up, too.

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          • #6
            Sorry, I can't accept that the one true church should be anything other than inexorably taking over the whole world. We're in the latter days?! Speaking of which, how much time has to pass before that name itself becomes an indictment?
            When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

            --Jonathan Swift

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
              Last night on NPR I heard Pat Robertson say that "charismatic Evangelicals" number 600 million worldwide. Holy cow! That's a 50 year old phenomenon. If you consider rival American-born sects that like LDS don't consider themselves "Protestants," Seventh Day Adventists have 16 million members, compared to 13.5 million LDS (per Wikipedia). Even the freaky JW's have 7+ million. Within 170 years of its founding Islam covered practically half the world. Medieval Christianity wound up the unrivaled steward of all of Western, Central and Eastern Europe, and Russia, not to mention the dominant faith in the New World.

              Clearly the LDS church isn't on the Judeo-exclusive model. It emulates these older, ultimately dominant, theocratic churches. Why is it growing do slowly?
              The masses are asses.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
                This explains all of your football posts.
                I fixed that for you.
                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                  Sorry, I can't accept that the one true church should be anything other than inexorably taking over the whole world. We're in the latter days?! Speaking of which, how much time has to pass before that name itself becomes an indictment?
                  WHy do you thik this? Why will it take over the whole world?
                  PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                    Sorry, I can't accept that the one true church should be anything other than inexorably taking over the whole world. We're in the latter days?! Speaking of which, how much time has to pass before that name itself becomes an indictment?
                    Define "inexorably".

                    179 / 4,500,000,000 = 0.0000040%

                    Or if the earth's history was 24 hours long, the last dispensation has taken 0.0034368 seconds.
                    Everything in life is an approximation.

                    http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                      Define "inexorably".

                      179 / 6000 = 2.9833%

                      Or if the earth's history was 24 hours long, the last dispensation has taken about 43 minutes.
                      I fixed your math!!!
                      "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                      "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                      "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
                        I fixed your math!!!
                        Adam rode a dinosaur to work everyday and Eve vacuumed the house with a pelican.
                        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                        • #13
                          It's amazing how far a little antipathy can go.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
                            I fixed your math!!!
                            Even if you used the 6,000 year calendar, the 24 hour clock would put the beginning of the last dispensation at 23:17:02.

                            "The hour is upon you."
                            Everything in life is an approximation.

                            http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                            • #15
                              I think it is a valid question. Why wouldn't God want more of his children to enjoy all the blessings that are out there?

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