What do you imagine are the odds of Jesus posting on CUF?
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Are you :
A: Currently doing drugs
B: Just finished doing drugs
C: Thinking about doing drugs (with or without little Robin)
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If you want to expand the question to include those that have Messianic Complexes, I will be willing to change my response.Comment
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Clarification: This is not a poll to determine if Christ is presently posting on CUF (though if you think He is, you may interpret it in that way). If you think that Christ is presently not posting on ANY message board, but might do so some day, what are the odds that He will post on CUF?
And for you naysayers, why wouldn't Christ post on a message board? That 'mount' wasn't exactly the most effective place to deliver a sermon, but that is what He did. It is the message, after all, and not the venue, that counts.Comment
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Robin, since you think there is a 50% change I'd like to hear who you think is Jesus.Comment
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My vote simply reflects my optimism that CUF would be a worthy vessel of divine posting. I had no one in particular in mind.Originally posted by SCcoug View PostComment
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wait.... Jesus the Savior or Jesus my landscaper?Dyslexics are teople poo...Comment
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Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Robin, it would not hurt any of us to be too busy to post here, but judging from this post you in particular really need something else to do.
Last edited by LA Ute; 11-02-2009, 06:36 PM.“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
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I appreciate that humor can be found in the bizarre.
Avant-garde performance art, for example. Or when I went to an Atari Teenage Riot show in the late 90s. Maybe even those terrifying Cosmo football videos at LES.
This poll was bizarre. But I feel like I am missing the point entirely. What gives?Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Maybe a bit bizarre. Maybe even absurd. Most of the people on this board believe in a literal second coming of Jesus Christ. How would Christ interact with people? Mike Waters used to ask a question about what people would think when Jesus arrived in a UFO. To him, the idea that Christ might actually turn out to use technology was not an absurd proposition. The poll isn't supposed to hurt anyone's feelings, but if it made people think about what Christ in our midst might mean, literally, then maybe that is enough.Last edited by RobinFinderson; 11-02-2009, 07:27 PM.Comment
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Aside from the fact that your landscaper would have an accented "u" in his name, that was very clever.Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
Jesus is in this very chat room."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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