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Knowing his previous work, I'm sure it's loaded with symbolism."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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Improper fire pitOriginally posted by Northwestcoug View PostA tender moment shared by the campfire:
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No water or shovel close at hand
No bear bag for your food
Several scouts not in uniform
Improper bugle holding
A little bit too much touching"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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I bet only half of those guys have even gone through the required charter training.Originally posted by San Juan Sun View PostImproper fire pit
No water or shovel close at hand
No bear bag for your food
Several scouts not in uniform
Improper bugle holding
A little bit too much touching
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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HJG was born with no musical talent whatsoever and couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. His first attempt on the bugle enraged listeners, perforated several eardrums, and attracted a herd of moose. Still, determined to overcome his weaknesses, he practiced and practiced for many years until finally, at the age of 85, he was able to play the bugle beautifully and was known as "Satchmo" by the Brethren, a moniker later given to Louis Armstrong as an honorific.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostI wonder if the President Grant bugle has any historical context. I may have to consult my Teachings of the Presidents manual.
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I bet this went down similar to Elijah and the priests of Baal. Ezra Taft surprised everyone when he was able to get the thing started after 17 buckets of water.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostA tender moment shared by the campfire:
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Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostI wonder if the President Grant bugle has any historical context. I may have to consult my Teachings of the Presidents manual.George Albert Smith is holding the bugle. HJG is behind his L shoulder.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostHJG was born with no musical talent whatsoever and couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. His first attempt on the bugle enraged listeners, perforated several eardrums, and attracted a herd of moose. Still, determined to overcome his weaknesses, he practiced and practiced for many years until finally, at the age of 85, he was able to play the bugle beautifully and was known as "Satchmo" by the Brethren, a moniker later given to Louis Armstrong as an honorific."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Yeah, despite years of practice, Heber never got very good at the instrument and George took it away from him. That's why the lesson manual speaks only of penmanship and baseball. I made up the other crap.Originally posted by hostile View PostGeorge Albert Smith is holding the bugle. HJG is behind his L shoulder.
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Honestly. This is hilarious stuff. Look how marginalized the prophets of this dispensation look, all boy scout uniformed--condescending to touch the hem of the garment of one deemed worthy. I can't decide if I'm offended or deliriously entertained by the sheer hubris of this asshole and how seriously he takes his dumb-ass ideas.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostA tender moment shared by the campfire:
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Actually, I'm reminded of Oscar from the Office's rant about kitsch vs art.
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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I'd bet $1,000 that if this painting could talk, that the bald eagle in the background, would perfectly mimic the red-tailed hawk screech, just like it does in every one of those damn Eagle Scout presentation videos.Originally posted by All-American View PostHow long ago was the scouting celebration? A month, maybe? Shows how long it takes the guy to churn out stuff like this.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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I love that ETB and others are camping in their shirts and ties. I guess I can't imagine it any other way.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostA tender moment shared by the campfire:
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The artist needs to follow up with paintings of the brethren engaging in the rest of the typical camping activities: the lads all taking turns peeing on the fire; the doofus whose hand gets gently placed in the bowl of warm water as he sleeps; etc.Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
--William Blake, via Shpongle
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