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  • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    I wonder if the President Grant bugle has any historical context. I may have to consult my Teachings of the Presidents manual.
    Knowing his previous work, I'm sure it's loaded with symbolism.
    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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    • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
      A tender moment shared by the campfire:

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      Improper fire pit
      No water or shovel close at hand
      No bear bag for your food
      Several scouts not in uniform
      Improper bugle holding
      A little bit too much touching
      "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

      - Ty Cobb

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      • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
        Improper fire pit
        No water or shovel close at hand
        No bear bag for your food
        Several scouts not in uniform
        Improper bugle holding
        A little bit too much touching
        I bet only half of those guys have even gone through the required charter training.


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        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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        • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
          I wonder if the President Grant bugle has any historical context. I may have to consult my Teachings of the Presidents manual.
          HJG was born with no musical talent whatsoever and couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. His first attempt on the bugle enraged listeners, perforated several eardrums, and attracted a herd of moose. Still, determined to overcome his weaknesses, he practiced and practiced for many years until finally, at the age of 85, he was able to play the bugle beautifully and was known as "Satchmo" by the Brethren, a moniker later given to Louis Armstrong as an honorific.

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          • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
            A tender moment shared by the campfire:

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            I bet this went down similar to Elijah and the priests of Baal. Ezra Taft surprised everyone when he was able to get the thing started after 17 buckets of water.


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            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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            • Those logs aren't on fire. Glow coming from Powell's loins.
              I intend to live forever.
              So far, so good.
              --Steven Wright

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              • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                I wonder if the President Grant bugle has any historical context. I may have to consult my Teachings of the Presidents manual.
                Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                HJG was born with no musical talent whatsoever and couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. His first attempt on the bugle enraged listeners, perforated several eardrums, and attracted a herd of moose. Still, determined to overcome his weaknesses, he practiced and practiced for many years until finally, at the age of 85, he was able to play the bugle beautifully and was known as "Satchmo" by the Brethren, a moniker later given to Louis Armstrong as an honorific.
                George Albert Smith is holding the bugle. HJG is behind his L shoulder.
                "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                • Originally posted by hostile View Post
                  George Albert Smith is holding the bugle. HJG is behind his L shoulder.
                  Yeah, despite years of practice, Heber never got very good at the instrument and George took it away from him. That's why the lesson manual speaks only of penmanship and baseball. I made up the other crap.

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                  • I never knew the prophets had such big heads.

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                    • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                      I never knew the prophets had such big heads.
                      Just thinking the same thing. Like they are photoshopped in.

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                      • How long ago was the scouting celebration? A month, maybe? Shows how long it takes the guy to churn out stuff like this.
                        τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                        • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                          How long ago was the scouting celebration? A month, maybe? Shows how long it takes the guy to churn out stuff like this.
                          Acrylic paint takes a while to dry.

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                          • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                            A tender moment shared by the campfire:

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                            Honestly. This is hilarious stuff. Look how marginalized the prophets of this dispensation look, all boy scout uniformed--condescending to touch the hem of the garment of one deemed worthy. I can't decide if I'm offended or deliriously entertained by the sheer hubris of this asshole and how seriously he takes his dumb-ass ideas.

                            Actually, I'm reminded of Oscar from the Office's rant about kitsch vs art.

                            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                            • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                              How long ago was the scouting celebration? A month, maybe? Shows how long it takes the guy to churn out stuff like this.
                              I'd bet $1,000 that if this painting could talk, that the bald eagle in the background, would perfectly mimic the red-tailed hawk screech, just like it does in every one of those damn Eagle Scout presentation videos.
                              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                              • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                                A tender moment shared by the campfire:

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                                I love that ETB and others are camping in their shirts and ties. I guess I can't imagine it any other way.

                                The artist needs to follow up with paintings of the brethren engaging in the rest of the typical camping activities: the lads all taking turns peeing on the fire; the doofus whose hand gets gently placed in the bowl of warm water as he sleeps; etc.
                                Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
                                --William Blake, via Shpongle

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