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lol. As long as the guy's inserting faces into ultraschmaltzy pictures, I want him to insert me dressed in my whites, reclining in a La-Z-Boy, in the middle of this pic from his website:Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
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Only if you have a drink with one of those little umbrellas in it.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Postlol. As long as the guy's inserting faces into ultraschmaltzy pictures, I want him to insert me dressed in my whites, reclining in a La-Z-Boy, in the middle of this pic from his website:
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Wow, that's pretty cheesy.Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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Is that a ghost behind Joseph F. Smith?Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
If so, that's like a ghost behind a ghost. Mind = blown."Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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He's obviously not a vampireOriginally posted by San Juan Sun View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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We had one of those in one of my missionary apartments. But it only went up to President Kimball."Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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Coffee cup in the sister missionary apartment?!Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostWhat's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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Notes of the picture:Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
- Pres. Hinckley casts a big shadow.
- Whoever took the original photo from which the painting was drawn, should have moved those chairs in the foreground.
- I'm pretty sure that Joseph Fielding Smith is doing gang signs with his right hand. (I dated his granddaughter at BYU.)
- ET Benson seems to be ever leaning on SW Kimball.
- Those 16 Prophets must have had more that 100 wives between them. Tell me again why it's not ever gonna happen again?
- I think John and the 3 Nephites should have been in the photo too.
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Maybe I don't understand the concept of an heirloom:
First of all the photographs... every worthwhile thing you acquire in life will require some effort, and most everyone who purchases one of these images agrees that it is worthwhile, and will become a cherished and priceless family heirloom... So, the photographs are going to take a little effort."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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I appreciate the subtlety of this one.
I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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The Lord provides succor for those who falter at New England clam bakes? That's what I got out of it.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View PostI appreciate the subtlety of this one.
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Not to mention the whole "Temple of Doom" inference. And here I've mistakenly taken the line from the hymn more metaphorically. "Here's my heart, Lord. Take and seal it..."Originally posted by Commando View PostThe Lord provides succor for those who falter at New England clam bakes? That's what I got out of it.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUteComment
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