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  • #406
    That guy is clearly a Tea Party/Liberatarian suicide bomber wired to the teeth with explosives holding the Constitution hostage, having claimed it as his own and clearly not happy with the nominal amount in his left hand he collected for the Ron Paul campaign. Obama, W, LBJ and company are much chagrined at this development, but the vampire hunter, the Gipper, et al., applaud, rejoice, etc... This is the prequel to the one that depicts Obama salvaging what's left of the still-flaming Constitution. That's how I read it, anyway.

    Amazing. Fine. Art.
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    • #407
      Originally posted by Moliere View Post
      This might be technically the worst painting he's done, which is saying something. He should take more time to get the figures and other aspects correct, but I guess he has a deadline to meet (election day).
      I was thinking the same thing. How did that bench get onto the South Lawn?

      Judging by the positioning of all of the subjects, the main guy is either holding the Constitution defiantly towards the National Christmas Tree in The Elipse or he is waving it at the Asian tourists that are photographing him from the top of the Washington Monument.
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      • #408
        Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
        What's with the handful of cash?
        He is selling "original" constitution knockoffs to all the stoopid tourist in DC. Obama said he didn't need any more. Inside his coat he has some nice rolex watches that run counter clockwise.
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • #409
          Do you think the Constitution could be the subject of some obscure sexual kink? I'm trying to explain why all the provocative Constitution depictions...
          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • #410
            Originally posted by Commando View Post
            That guy is clearly a Tea Party/Liberatarian suicide bomber wired to the teeth with explosives holding the Constitution hostage, having claimed it as his own and clearly not happy with the nominal amount in his left hand he collected for the Ron Paul campaign. Obama, W, LBJ and company are much chagrined at this development, but the vampire hunter, the Gipper, et al., applaud, rejoice, etc... This is the prequel to the one that depicts Obama salvaging what's left of the still-flaming Constitution. That's how I read it, anyway.

            Amazing. Fine. Art.
            I think the Gipper, the vampire hunter, et. el. are all applauding the performance of this fine, young capitalist. Especially how he took all the gullible people on the right (Obama, Bush, et. el.) for all the cash they had in their wallets. Clinton is bummed that he didn't enough cash to get one of those goofy rolex watches.
            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #411
              Originally posted by Commando View Post
              Do you think the Constitution could be the subject of some obscure sexual kink? I'm trying to explain why all the provocative Constitution depictions...
              Originally posted by Commando View Post


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              • #412
                That looks like Orrin Hatch between Clinton and FDR, I realize it isn't, but Orrin should probably come back to the fold unless he wants to face the burning hot wrath of the artist.

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                • #413
                  LOL I didn't notice James Madison's vinegar strokes! Well done, artist. Well done. You can peer into his soul.
                  "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                  • #414
                    Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                    A little more subtle than some of his previous work, minus Madison praying fervently. I'm not sure what he's trying to say by covering Calvin Coolidge with the constitution. Lincoln looks drunk. Also, Obama's hands seem huge.

                    What does it mean? What is he trying to say?

                    The Constitution will be saved by Greg Kinnear?

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                    • #415




                      That James Madison is kind of a drama queen.
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                      • #416
                        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                        This might be technically the worst painting he's done, which is saying something. He should take more time to get the figures and other aspects correct, but I guess he has a deadline to meet (election day).
                        Obama's left ear is just awful.
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                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                        • #417
                          Originally posted by sparky View Post
                          The Constitution will be saved by Greg Kinnear?
                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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                          • #418
                            Originally posted by TexTechCoug View Post
                            That looks like Orrin Hatch between Clinton and FDR, I realize it isn't, but Orrin should probably come back to the fold unless he wants to face the burning hot wrath of the artist.
                            He's helping Roosevelt stand.

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                            • #419
                              Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                              A little more subtle than some of his previous work, minus Madison praying fervently. I'm not sure what he's trying to say by covering Calvin Coolidge with the constitution. Lincoln looks drunk. Also, Obama's hands seem huge.

                              What does it mean? What is he trying to say?

                              Reagan appears to find the whole scene hilarious.

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                              • #420
                                Originally posted by sparky View Post
                                The Constitution will be saved by Greg Kinnear?
                                It's clearly Boris Becker which makes me wonder why the Constitution will be saved by a German tennis player.

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