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If I'm an artist - and some random people on a sports board are talking about me - I'm a success. Art is so subjective that jackalopoes like Jackson Pollock & Andy Warhol are celebrated. Nobody ever said that a Pollock head was too small - or the subject looked stiff.
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I agree with all of this, being myself something of a hack artist. I think he compensates for his lack of skill/discipline with 'provocative' subject matter. It's been a while since I've been on his site, but doesn't he have a heading like "Fine Art" or something insane like that?Originally posted by Moliere View PostWhile the subject matter is cringe, just the overall art level is subpar and basically on the level of a good high school painter. The proportions are off (he really struggles with head size) and the limbs convey stiffness instead of natural movements. It’s almost like he had a bunch of those stuck figure things you can buy at any art store and he just paints them exactly as he has them setup instead of trying to show natural movements.
His stuff is so dead center bullseye tacky it's not even funny. It's like he failed at being both a political cartoonist and a painter so he just thought 'hey what if I mix this shitty chocolate with this horrible peanut butter??' Fortunately for him there are more than enough tacky, tasteless people out there whom he can convince to buy his tacky, tasteless crap. Does he still have his awful garbage at the BYU Bookstore? I really hope not.
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While the subject matter is cringe, just the overall art level is subpar and basically on the level of a good high school painter. The proportions are off (he really struggles with head size) and the limbs convey stiffness instead of natural movements. It’s almost like he had a bunch of those stuck figure things you can buy at any art store and he just paints them exactly as he has them setup instead of trying to show natural movements.
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This guy ramps up the cringe. He's still ride or die, huh? Hopefully Trump dies first, I guess?Originally posted by originalsocal View PostThe latest. It comes with a free poem! The last stanza:
We know what is coming,
For it is knocking at the door,
The legacy of Donald J. Trump,
And the “Spirit of 2024.”
spirit-of-2024-small1.jpg
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They're marching to take back the airports seized by the British.Originally posted by falafel View PostRevolutionary war era soldiers... led by Trump.
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Ah now I see. Pardoned so he could march on Washington!Originally posted by originalsocal View Post
Dinesh D’Souza….whoever that is. I love it when conservatives deduce that conservative people of color being in their side means they can’t possibly be racist.
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Dinesh D’Souza….whoever that is. I love it when conservatives deduce that conservative people of color being in their side means they can’t possibly be racist.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostThat’s Candace Owens on the left, right? Gonna need help with the patriot on the right.
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That’s Candace Owens on the left, right? Gonna need help with the patriot on the right.
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Looks like a mask. Holy crap that is such a barf-inducing painting.
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The latest. It comes with a free poem! The last stanza:
We know what is coming,
For it is knocking at the door,
The legacy of Donald J. Trump,
And the “Spirit of 2024.”
spirit-of-2024-small1.jpg
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The original working title of North by Northwest was The Man in Lincoln's Nose. Given the addition of a 5th wheel, perhaps a good sequel could be The Man in Trump's Comb-over?
Any other suggestions?
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Last edited by Solon; 02-12-2021, 12:39 PM. Reason: Not sure why this posted several times. I'm an idiot.
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