Some jerk just left a 4 pound jug of Costco Jelly Belly's on my desk.

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  • Commando
    Explosivo
    • Feb 2009
    • 20748

    #31
    Double Stuff Oreos... the best part is that it goes right through me like sh*t through a goose. I don't seem to get fat at all from Oreos.
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    • marsupial
      Mississippi Queen
      • Nov 2008
      • 3678

      #32
      Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
      It is a very polarizing candy - even more than the dark/milk chocolate battles.

      I love the stuff. If I could take it intravenously, I would.
      Put me in the dark chocolate and black licorice camps.

      red vines and milk chocolate are the inferior treats.
      What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
      -Teenage Dirtbag

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      • CJF
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 8497

        #33
        Originally posted by RockyBalboa View Post
        Soda is my weakness: Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Mtn Dew, Cherry Coke.
        I haven't had soda for several months. This summer has been tough. An ice cold Coke with a dog off the grill is one of my favorites. Cherry Coke at a movie with popcorn. Yum.
        A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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        • il Padrino Ute
          Junior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 19161

          #34
          Originally posted by marsupial View Post
          Put me in the dark chocolate and black licorice camps.

          red vines and milk chocolate are the inferior treats.
          Amen sister!
          "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


          "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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          • Fiyero
            Banned
            • Nov 2008
            • 5266

            #35
            I love the European candy bars that use hazelnut cocoa. Instead of the waxy milk chocolate that we get in the states, imagine your Kit Kat being coated with Nutella.

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            • Jarid in Cedar
              CS Institutional Memory
              • Jun 2009
              • 13234

              #36
              Originally posted by landpoke View Post
              Good genes conquer many things.



              Sure, why not?
              They must be using Zicam if they can
              "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

              "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

              "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

              -Rick Majerus

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37869

                #37
                Smarties. I ocassionally buy a huge bag (its only like $2 for 5 lbs.) and put them in my desk drawer. I'll then eat 10 rolls an hour. I got rid of all candy in my office a while ago and I almost immediately lost 10 lbs.
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • cowboy
                  Homer Weems
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 5740

                  #38
                  Jordan Almonds.
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                  "Outlined against a blue, gray
                  October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
                  Grantland Rice, 1924

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                  • il Padrino Ute
                    Junior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 19161

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                    I love the European candy bars that use hazelnut cocoa. Instead of the waxy milk chocolate that we get in the states, imagine your Kit Kat being coated with Nutella.
                    This kid has the right idea about how to consume Nutella:

                    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                    "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #40
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      Smarties. I ocassionally buy a huge bag (its only like $2 for 5 lbs.) and put them in my desk drawer. I'll then eat 10 rolls an hour. I got rid of all candy in my office a while ago and I almost immediately lost 10 lbs.
                      I love Smarties!

                      Sincerely,

                      The 50s and 60s.
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • Jarid in Cedar
                        CS Institutional Memory
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 13234

                        #41
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        I love Smarties!

                        Sincerely,

                        The 50s and 60s.
                        My grandpa would show up at my house with about 5 rolls of smarties in his front pocket. As soon as he sat down, my kids would swarm him, knowing what he had for them. It is one of their endearing memories that they have him, even to one that was only 3 when he died.
                        "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                        "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                        "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                        -Rick Majerus

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                        • beelzebabette
                          Golf & Cubs Disrespecter
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 2907

                          #42
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          Damn. If that's what tree-huggers look like, I could totally get on board with the Sierra Club.

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                          • falafel
                            loves to talk on things
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 37869

                            #43
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            I love Smarties!

                            Sincerely,

                            The 50s and 60s.
                            Hey, just because they're old doesn't mean they're not worth your time!

                            Snickers was created in 1930 and named after a horse, but you don't hear me laughing.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • The_Tick
                              Made something of myself
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 7260

                              #44
                              Canadian Smartees.

                              Way better.

                              American Smartees are called "Rockets" in Canada. Rockets taste like chalk.

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                              • TripletDaddy
                                sweet triple
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 58186

                                #45
                                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                Hey, just because they're old doesn't mean they're not worth your time!

                                Snickers was created in 1930 and named after a horse, but you don't hear me laughing.
                                You may want to check out this hot new candy...Necco Wafers. I think you would really enjoy them.

                                Also, while you are at the Candy Shoppe, check out salt water taffy and circus peanuts. YUM!
                                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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