I've got a flock (brood? murder? mayhem? family?) of about 20 of them that live on the hill behind our house. They settle down for the evening inside the gaps in the foundation stones of the rock retaining wall below us. And they get up at a ridiculous time in the morning to cluck their praises to the rising sun. I'm trying to thinking of some horrible chukar 'accident' that might thin their ranks by a little/a lot/completely. Unfortunately, it's not legal to hunt anything in Utah within 600 feet of a residence, so the method of their demise will have to be more creative...
Boiling peanut oil down the rock face? Then throw on a match for good measure? Kill and cook them at once? Maybe go green and get them with a huge parabolic mirror - cook them like ants under a magnifying glass.
Boiling peanut oil down the rock face? Then throw on a match for good measure? Kill and cook them at once? Maybe go green and get them with a huge parabolic mirror - cook them like ants under a magnifying glass.
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