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  • #46
    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
    I've always felt that sour cream mixed with Lipton onion soup as a chip dip -- a staple at Mormon ward parties and such -- was so lame. I hadn't eaten it for many years. But a while ago the Mariners started offering it as part of the spread in their luxury boxes used by corporations and professional firms and such for client entretainment and special events. I told my wife the stuff is lame and don't get it; it gives me nightmares. She'd never had it before and says it's delicious and keeps ordering it.
    A solid humblebrag. Well done. That you worked in a shot at Mormon CULTure is just a bonus.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      A solid humblebrag. Well done. That you worked in a shot at Mormon CULTure is just a bonus.
      CUF needs band together to make sure there are funeral potatoes at SU's wake.
      "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
      "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
      "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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      • #48
        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
        You were invited to a party, the host gives you a gift, and you spend the rest of the time openly trying to jettison the gift?

        Déclassé.
        The host probably deserved it. She was probably groiny, you know?
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          A solid humblebrag. Well done. That you worked in a shot at Mormon CULTure is just a bonus.
          It's a good ironic story. The luxury box is part of the appeal of the story and source of irony. No intent here to brag; by the way, a Mariners luxury box is nothing special really. Besides the aformentioned dip they serve hot dogs, burgers, bad pizza and cheap beer and wine.
          When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

          --Jonathan Swift

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          • #50
            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
            It's a good ironic story. The luxury box is part of the appeal of the story and source of irony. No intent here to brag; by the way, a Mariners luxury box is nothing special really. Besides the aformentioned dip they serve hot dogs, burgers, bad pizza and cheap beer and wine.
            you took your wife to this event? what a cheapskate.
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            • #51
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              A solid humblebrag. Well done. That you worked in a shot at Mormon CULTure is just a bonus.
              If he was really on his game, he would mix in the decline of BYU football.
              One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

              Woot

              I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
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              • #52
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                you took your wife to this event? what a cheapskate.
                These are usually her events.
                When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                --Jonathan Swift

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by snowcat View Post
                  If he was really on his game, he would mix in the decline of BYU football.
                  "a Mariners luxury box is nothing special really, unlike a PAC-12 varsity club pre-game spread."
                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                    "a Mariners luxury box is nothing special really, unlike a PAC-12 varsity club pre-game spread."
                    That's the ticket.
                    One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

                    Woot

                    I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
                    SU

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                    • #55
                      So did anyone fall to the commercials during the Tour de France where Golden Corral (or Sizzler?) advertised that they now have cotton candy available for use in their chocolate fountains? I would like to go in just to see the enormous mess that would result from 7 year olds attempting such a creation.
                      I have nothing else to say at this time.

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                      • #56
                        One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

                        Woot

                        I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
                        SU

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