Turkey Pastrami Sucks A**

[landpoke]

Whoever invented this monstrosity should be shot. My Rueben is ruined.

[YOhio]

I've had good turkey pastrami before. Did you get it at a restaurant or a deli?

[landpoke]

Seriously, what the hell does Kevin Costner have against beef pastrami? Two frickin pastrami sandwichs on the menu and they both effin have turkey pastrami.

[Katy Lied]

Whoever invented this monstrosity should be shot. My Rueben is ruined.

What the hell are you doing in South Dakota?

And why don't you go next door and have the snails? Much much better tasting than fake pastrami.

[landpoke]

What the hell are you doing in South Dakota?

And why don't you go next door and have the snails? Much much better tasting than fake pastrami.

I've got a soft spot for SD. The pheasant hunting makes up for much. Tomorrow night.

[landpoke]

What the hell are you doing in South Dakota?

And why don't you go next door and have the snails? Much much better tasting than fake pastrami.

But to answer your question, I could drive to Montana to play keno and video poker or I could drive to SD and lose some real money.

You're starting to trend into Forest Gump territory here. You've been everywhere.

[Katy Lied]

But to answer your question, I could drive to Montana to play keno and video poker or I could drive to SD and lose some real money.

You're starting to trend into Forest Gump territory here. You've been everywhere.

Or maybe I've been psycho-stalking the 'Pokester for the past 3 months.
Yeah, that's it.

By the way, Hank Snow > Forest Gump.

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[cowboy]

Or maybe I've been psycho-stalking the 'Pokester for the past 3 months.

Seriously, landpoke, check for a room near yours with the light turning on and off slowly and steadily. If you turn on the radio and hear some chick breathily request Misty, run like hell.