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  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #16
    The Official Atomic Buffalo Turd (ABT) Thread

    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    That's a great set of pics, but I need the deets: ingredients, time, temp, etc. Por favor.
    It was all there! I always suspected you don't read my posts

    I did 1 hr 15 mins at 250. I wouldn't go higher than 250 because they could burn easily. Watch them and pay attention to the bacon. 75 mins seemed about right for how we like our bacon.

    I used apple because I was using apple for the pork shoulder that day. I imagine you can just use the wood you are using for the ribs.

    I bought 15 or so peppers last time and we were feeding 9 adults. Not enough. Tomorrow I am buying around 25. Remember each pepper gives you two ABTs, so buy accordingly.

    I used the following ingredients: 2 or 3 blocks of cream cheese (the smaller bricks. Not the massive ones), thin/regular bacon (thick takes too long to cook), shredded cheese (use your fave....I used a mix akin to the Mexican blend you can buy at the store), chopped green onions, and buy a bag of smokies.

    1. Cuttkng the top is personal preference. Looks cool to leave them but it is much faster just to chop them off. Also, the stems wind up getting charred anyway.
    2. Cut the peppers in half lengthwise. Remove seeds and veins. I use a pepper corer to make fast work of it. remember that your fingers are going to be covered in cap whatever that invisible fire juice is called, so don't rub your eyes.
    3. After your peppers are cut, I suggest rinsing them well in cold water. The less capwhatever it is called, the less heat. I have wuss relatives, so this approach worked very well.
    4. In a bowl, combine a couple of bricks of cream cheese with shredded cheese and chopped green onions. Add shredded cheese and onions to taste. Soften up the cream cheese a little to make it easier to mix. Once you have a bowl of goo, spoon a bit of goo into the pepper half.
    5. The cream cheese will expand as it is cooked, so resist the temptation to heap the goo. I wouldn't go any higher than level with the pepper. If you go higher you will have a mess on your hands. In fact, if you look at my pics, those peppers were level with goo. This week, I may even go slightly below level with the goo.
    6. Top each pepper with a Smokie. I slice the Smokie in half and place both in there (see pics) so that both bites get some Smokie. (This is optional but do you don't do it you are wrong.)
    7. Dust your ABT with your fave rub. Don't go overboard with the rub on these, but be thorough.
    8. Get your bacon and cut the package in half. A half slice of bacon is enough to wrap the pepper. Wrap the pepper as best as you can. Secure with a toothpick that has been soaked in water for 30-60 mins. This part is optional. I found the bacon to be plenty stick to not need the toothpick. Up to you.
    9. I dust the bacon/outside of the peppers again with a little more rub and some brown sugar.

    This is where frogmats are handy. I just place them on the mats and let them go for 75 minutes.

    Remove, place on your serving plate, drizzle with raspberry chipotle or your favorite sauce. Use a sweet fruit sauce, not a BBQ sauce. The sweet and the heat are perfect.

    Unless you burn these, they are basically impossible to screw up. And everyone loves them. Just make sure you don't burn them and resist the temptation to go high temp. You will char the ABT by the time the bacon cooks.

    Good luck. They are a tasty treat!
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    • Jeff Lebowski
      Corporate lackey for Jesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 69579

      #17
      Thanks, DDD. As an expression of my gratitude for these wonderfully detailed instructions, I have moved your post to a new thread.
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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69579

        #18
        As a reference, here are DDD's pics from an earlier cook mentioned in the post above:

        http://cougaruteforum.com/showpost.p...&postcount=236

        EDIT: Everyone please feel free to add additional links here.
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        • MarkGrace
          Grooveshark dick tease
          • Dec 2008
          • 31546

          #19
          4:30am?!

          Damn, you guys are dedicated.
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          • kccougar
            9262
            • Nov 2008
            • 7020

            #20
            You think I could do these on the grill? How important is the smoke to the flavor in this recipe?
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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #21
              Originally posted by kccougar View Post
              You think I could do these on the grill? How important is the smoke to the flavor in this recipe?
              Sure, but go indirect, not direct. The key is taking enough time to cook the bacon without overcooking the filling and the pepper.

              Like with anything else, the smoke isn't necessary, it just makes it taste better. A grilled ABT will still be a tasty treat.
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              • Coach McGuirk
                1
                • Nov 2008
                • 12109

                #22
                here is a pic of the first ones I did with the ground sausage.



                also, I found this in the file. I can't remember what it is called, but it was flat out tasty!

                Last edited by Coach McGuirk; 07-03-2012, 10:41 AM.

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69579

                  #23
                  One hour in and the bacon is nowhere near being crispy. Should I be concerned?
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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                  • Coach McGuirk
                    1
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 12109

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    One hour in and the bacon is nowhere near being crispy. Should I be concerned?
                    What temp? I actually go higher than D3 @ 325. I like my bacon extra crispy.

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                    • Jeff Lebowski
                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 69579

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                      What temp? I actually go higher than D3 @ 325. I like my bacon extra crispy.
                      I was doing 250 as per DDD's instructions. I will bump up the temp and watch carefully. Thanks.
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                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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                      • DU Ute
                        RIP CUF
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 7393

                        #26
                        This looks like something I made for the Super Bowl. I used chorizo instead of smokies and smoked Gouda for the cheese. So freaking good.
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                        • Jeff Lebowski
                          Corporate lackey for Jesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 69579

                          #27
                          OK, my maiden ABT voyage is complete. Big success. Here are the photos:

                          This, folks, is 57 cents worth of jalapenos. Only five of us today so I went with 8 peppers. I don't have a de-seeding tool (corer? whatever) so I used a knife and spoon.


                          DDD recommended little smokies and Coach recommended ground sausage so I split the difference and chopped up the little smokies and added them to the cheese mix. See that red plastic chopper in the background? If you don't have one you should get one ASAP. That thing has changed my life.


                          Cheese mix. I used 1.5 packages of cream cheese and about 12 smokies and I had way too much. I put it in a sealed container in the fridge and I should be able to do another batch next week.


                          Stuffed and dusted:


                          Wrapped and dusted with rub and brown sugar. I found that I had to use an entire strip of bacon on the bigger ones and 2/3-3/4 of a strip on the smaller ones.


                          Finished product. I got nervous after one hour and cranked up the temp to 300 degrees. Ended up cooking for 90 minutes. Bacon was nice and crispy, although they probably would have been fine had I pulled them a little earlier.


                          After applying the raspberry chipotle sauce. A stroke of genius by DDD.


                          I was a little nervous that I had made too many but they were all gobbled up. There is nothing crappy about these turds. They were excellent. Just the right amount of heat and a nice mix of flavors.

                          I think I would like to experiment with the cheeses; maybe try something a little stronger. The primary flavors were pepper, bacon, raspotle, and smoke. The cheese flavor was kind of subtle.
                          Last edited by Jeff Lebowski; 07-04-2012, 01:59 PM.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • TripletDaddy
                            sweet triple
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 58186

                            #28
                            Welcome to the club, Jeff Lebowski! Those look awesome. Glad you had a good experience with them. I think some steer clear of ABTs because they think eating a jalapeño will be too hot, but after you seed and de-vein them, the heat is mostly complimentary, not primary.

                            By the way, get a corer. Those are fantastic and make it easy to do traditional stuffed peppers. Those are hard to do with a knife.

                            The sweet sauce takes it over the top. I made 45 or so (halves) and I think most if not all will be eaten.

                            Today I went with sausage in the goo and smokie on top. Can't have too much meat. I also used Spade L pork rub.

                            Great idea to experiment with cheese. Today I went with smoked Gouda. I will let you all know in a little bit.

                            :rockon1:
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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69579

                              #29
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              Welcome to the club, Jeff Lebowski! Those look awesome. Glad you had a good experience with them. I think some steer clear of ABTs because they think eating a jalapeño will be too hot, but after you seed and de-vein them, the heat is mostly complimentary, not primary.

                              By the way, get a corer. Those are fantastic and make it easy to do traditional stuffed peppers. Those are hard to do with a knife.

                              The sweet sauce takes it over the top. I made 45 or so (halves) and I think most if not all will be eaten.

                              Today I went with sausage in the goo and smokie on top. Can't have too much meat. I also used Spade L pork rub.

                              Great idea to experiment with cheese. Today I went with smoked Gouda. I will let you all know in a little bit.

                              :rockon1:
                              45!?!?!

                              Be sure to post a pic.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • Coach McGuirk
                                1
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 12109

                                #30
                                Great job JL! Althoug, i think i could have pounded that many by myslelf!

                                I made about 35. Tasty as always. And all gone. I used some sweet apple BBQ sauce and it was pretty good. We also dipped into the blueberry chipotle you gave me that was really good. I'm so stuffed right now.

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