Yelpers

[Katy Lied]

This is a website that collects and chronicles the more insufferable reviews on the internet. NSFW.



1-star review of Providence by Kenny K.:

Our head waiter was very good and did very well to check up on us for drinks and water, however when it came to some of the dishes he seemed to not know the answer one too many times. I am not talking about specific ingredients or wine pairings, but simple questions like where the butter came from or how many counts in the espresso.

2-star rev iew of Sugarfish by Dav id N:

The sushi here is amazing! It literally melts in your mouth. BUT little did i know, this place charges 18% gratuity no matter how big your party is. That really really really disappointed me and definitely hurt their rating.

1 -star rev iew of Mariscos Las Palmas by J.W:

I walked through the door of this place and one look at the crowd was enough to convince me it wasn’t for me and I left. If you yelled “La Migra!” in there everyone would bolt for the back door. A little too autentico for my taste, but you could probably swing by there with your pickup truck to get some day laborers.

1 -star rev iew of Vroman’s Bookstore by Tina L:

I don’t like Vroman’s and I have avalid reason. I only go to bookstores to read their tabloid magazines for free! I usually buy my books online since it’s way cheaper.

Anyways, Vroman’s has ALL their magazines on racks outside in front of their store. First of all they don’t provide tables (outside) for you to read. Secondly, the attendant outside is always glaring at you if you start flipping through a magazine for more than five minutes. Come on!!! Chill, I’m sure you don’t get commission on the items you sell.

[Surfah]

This is a website that collects and chronicles the more insufferable reviews on the internet. NSFW.



1-star review of Providence by Kenny K.:



2-star rev iew of Sugarfish by Dav id N:



1 -star rev iew of Mariscos Las Palmas by J.W:



1 -star rev iew of Vroman’s Bookstore by Tina L:

Last week was our anniversary so I turned to Yelp and UrbanSpoon and all the other sites to choose a restaurant. I came across a number of reviews that could be found on this site KL. The worst part is how many people found those reviews helpful. My favorite negative review is the hipster review that always reads "this place used to be so much better before they got uber popular and sold out to make a buck."

[Babs]

Those aren't insufferable, those are just trolls. Except for maybe the one about the 18%, which is actually kind of a legitimate complaint.

[Solon]

Those aren't insufferable, those are just trolls. Except for maybe the one about the 18%, which is actually kind of a legitimate complaint.

There's a fancyish restaurant that just opened up in our town ("fancy" denoting cloth napkins). My wife knows the head chef a little bit and was excited to go try it out. She checked the restaurant's website and read some good reviews, so she called to make a reservation. Too bad the voice on the other end of the phone informed us that the restaurant was still two weeks away from opening day.

I also know a researcher at Penn State who used to make her staff go to amazon.com and write positive reviews about her book.

Online reviews are a bunch of bunk.

[Flystripper]

There's a fancyish restaurant that just opened up in our town ("fancy" denoting cloth napkins). My wife knows the head chef a little bit and was excited to go try it out. She checked the restaurant's website and read some good reviews, so she called to make a reservation. Too bad the voice on the other end of the phone informed us that the restaurant was still two weeks away from opening day.

I also know a researcher at Penn State who used to make her staff go to amazon.com and write positive reviews about her book.

Online reviews are a bunch of bunk.

Stick with Michelin and Zagats. Yeah they cost a little bit, but at least you know that the review is legit.