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  • #91
    Speaking of ... a friend posted this on FaceBook today:

    "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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    • #92
      Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
      Speaking of ... a friend posted this on FaceBook today:


      An even better reason to stick with the crunchy ones. I can't imagine finding the puff version of that. It's a little crooked by the way.

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      • #93
        Originally posted by TalkyTina View Post
        An even better reason to stick with the crunchy ones. I can't imagine finding the puff version of that. It's a little crooked by the way.
        Peyronie's disease.
        "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

        "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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        • #94
          Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
          pulled pork and cheetos.
          71 already covered this topic.

          Originally posted by byu71 View Post
          Reminds me of the story a Dr. friend told me. He had a patient come in whose wanger was orange. The Doc asked all sorts of questions, did tests and couldn't come up with any reason.

          He asked the guy if anything had changed in his diet or life. He said the only thing is his wife has been out of town for a week and he watched HBO and ate cheetos at night.
          One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

          Woot

          I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
          SU

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          • #95
            Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
            Speaking of ... a friend posted this on FaceBook today:
            I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHARE THAT ON CUF!
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • #96
              Originally posted by hostile View Post
              Peyronie's disease.
              Poor Mr. Crooked Wang Peyronie

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              • #97
                Originally posted by TalkyTina View Post
                Poor Mrs. Crooked Wang Peyronie
                Fixed it for you.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • #98
                  I just stood at the vending machine trying to decide between Salsa con Queso and Cheddar Jalapeno. Live is full of tough decisions.
                  So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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