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  • MarkGrace
    Grooveshark dick tease
    • Dec 2008
    • 31546

    #1

    Cheese made from breast milk



    Not sure I'd give this one a try.
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  • RobinFinderson
    Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 10548

    #2
    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
    The milk that I had eaten with my cereal for breakfast had curdled and turned into a kind of cheese in my stomach. When I read about this cheese from breast milk I puked up a bit of my stomach cheese and reflexively swallowed it back down.

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    • SeattleUte
      Faith crisis consultant
      • Nov 2008
      • 20837

      #3
      Does it strike anyone as odd that humans are grossed out by the thought of consuming human milk and milk products but not the same thing from cows? I'm the same way, but it's not intuitively obvious to me that it should be that way.
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      • RobinFinderson
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 10548

        #4
        SU, I think it has a lot to do with our ability to disassociate the milk from what it really is -- the white runny excretion of a cow's mammary glands. Anyone who has ever seen or handled a distended lactating human breast will find that memory quite hard to shake. In contrast, for most of us, milk is something we buy in a carton or jar. That is a far cry from any runny glandular excretion. Marketing is the business world's attempt to define associations. The carton and jar were really good ideas. Milk from a jar is far more appealing than flopping a cow's teet into your mouth.

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        • marsupial
          Mississippi Queen
          • Nov 2008
          • 3678

          #5
          All I can say is what a pain in the ass to make. I can't imagine spending the energy to pump for this.
          What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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          • Pheidippides
            Liberal Feminazi
            • Nov 2008
            • 14759

            #6
            Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
            SU, I think it has a lot to do with our ability to disassociate the milk from what it really is -- the white runny excretion of a cow's mammary glands. Anyone who has ever seen or handled a distended lactating human breast will find that memory quite hard to shake. In contrast, for most of us, milk is something we buy in a carton or jar. That is a far cry from any runny glandular excretion. Marketing is the business world's attempt to define associations. The carton and jar were really good ideas. Milk from a jar is far more appealing than flopping a cow's teet into your mouth.
            I think you have explained why I'd probably try the human milk cheese without much reservation.
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            • Portland Ute
              Junior Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 5647

              #7
              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
              Does it strike anyone as odd that humans are grossed out by the thought of consuming human milk and milk products but not the same thing from cows? I'm the same way, but it's not intuitively obvious to me that it should be that way.
              I have no such aversion.

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              • Portland Ute
                Junior Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 5647

                #8
                Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                I think you have explained why I'd probably try the human milk cheese without much reservation.
                Exactly, human breasts just don't gross me out.

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                • Viking
                  Banned
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 6470

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                  Does it strike anyone as odd that humans are grossed out by the thought of consuming human milk and milk products but not the same thing from cows? I'm the same way, but it's not intuitively obvious to me that it should be that way.
                  I'll suck a great boob any time

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                  • wuapinmon
                    Soul Plumber
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 30711

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                    Anyone who has ever seen or handled a distended lactating human breast will find that memory quite hard to shake.
                    Fixed. I can never get these things out my head.
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                    • woot
                      Resident Science Cop
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 5531

                      #11
                      I understand that human milk is quite a bit sweeter than cow milk. Might be interesting to try. Actually, I just grossed myself out. It doesn't seem logical, but there it is.

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                      • Mrs. Funk
                        Lawyer Wannabe
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 2690

                        #12
                        I think people are uneasy about human breast milk for the same reasons this breast-feeding 8-year-old creeps us out. Just doesn't seem right.

                        [YOUTUBE]fxv6R9fUO74[/YOUTUBE]
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                        • RobinFinderson
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 10548

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View Post
                          I think people are uneasy about human breast milk for the same reasons this breast-feeding 8-year-old creeps us out. Just doesn't seem right.

                          [YOUTUBE]fxv6R9fUO74[/YOUTUBE]
                          That is an amazing video Mrs. Funk. I really enjoyed it.

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                          • Uncle Ted
                            The Big 12 money shot.
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 28853

                            #14
                            Cheese now ice cream made from breast milk...

                            This ice cream is local, natural and totally free-range, but will the health department approve? Icecreamists, a shop in London's Covent Garden, today began selling ice cream made from breast milk.

                            Called "Baby Gaga," it's made with Madagascar vanilla pods and lemon zest then served in a martini glass with liquid nitrogen piped in through a straw. It doesn't come cheap: £14 (~$23) per serving. The milk comes from mothers who answered an advertisement on Mumsnet. (£15 per 10 ounces, and donors had to undergo a health screening.)
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                            • San Juan Sun
                              Kicked to the curb
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 9214

                              #15
                              If I started up a human dairy, would there be good money in that?
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