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    So I brought some homemade salsa into work today. One of my co-workers asked it was "Utah friendly salsa." My response was that you won't find anything like this at Cafe Rio if that's what you mean. He is scared to try it.

    It's not even that hot this time around ... store didnt' have habaneros.
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    I'm glad you didn't put this in one of the other Cafe Rio threads you have started on here.

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    • #3
      On Monday, my wife had a christmas get together with her play group. They get together for each holiday and all the kids play at one person's house, all the moms bring some snacks and food, and they basically have a little party. This month it was my wife's turn to host the play group.

      Anyhow, when I came home, there was leftover food, including a salsa that someone had made. The salsa contained chopped cauliflower. wtf? I almost threw it out the window.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
        So I brought some homemade salsa into work today. One of my co-workers asked it was "Utah friendly salsa." My response was that you won't find anything like this at Cafe Rio if that's what you mean. He is scared to try it.

        It's not even that hot this time around ... store didnt' have habaneros.
        Hmmm. I love Habaneros in my Salsa.. Mrs Renfros Habaneros Salsa is my Fav..

        I did have this Rasberry Habanero salsa once that was even better, but it was from some small town business that has since gone under.. It was too bad because I would die for that salsa now...

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        • #5
          I bet it's a laugh a minute working with FM.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            I bet it's a laugh a minute working with FM.
            Agreed, I would be buying him cafe rio and offering him leftover casserole at least 3 times a week.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              I'm glad you didn't put this in one of the other Cafe Rio threads you have started on here.

              Well this thread was really about homemade salsa, not Cafe Rio. So I didn't want to piss off Space Ghost.
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              • #8
                IMO, whenever someone mentions how much they love habaneros, they're just just bragging.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  IMO, whenever someone mentions how much they love habaneros, they're just just bragging.
                  No joke. "I have completely fried the taste buds in my mouth--watch what I can do!"

                  Yeah, I'm a salsa wuss. And proud of it.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    On Monday, my wife had a christmas get together with her play group. They get together for each holiday and all the kids play at one person's house, all the moms bring some snacks and food, and they basically have a little party. This month it was my wife's turn to host the play group.

                    Anyhow, when I came home, there was leftover food, including a salsa that someone had made. The salsa contained chopped cauliflower. wtf? I almost threw it out the window.

                    what is wrong with white people?
                    Cauliflower? Don't tell me it had Brussels Sprouts as well. Another reason why I am not leaving New Mexico any time soon.
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                    • #11
                      And here's another thing about salsa - a really tasty salsa does not rely on jalapenos or habaneros. Those chiles add heat, but not flavor. A really good salsa uses red or green Hatch chile, which adds heat, but flavor as well. Without it, the salsa may as well be from New York City!
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post

                        Anyhow, when I came home, there was leftover food, including a salsa that someone had made. The salsa contained chopped cauliflower. wtf? I almost threw it out the window.

                        what is wrong with white people?
                        If I recall, Beto's salsa cache includes carrots and cauliflower, and they don't let white people touch that any more than Willy Wonka lets humans touch his chocolate milk.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Commando View Post
                          If I recall, Beto's salsa cache includes carrots and cauliflower, and they don't let white people touch that any more than Willy Wonka lets humans touch his chocolate milk.
                          that is a traditional mexican side dish, but it isnt salsa. If you look, I am sure Beto's salsa cache also includes napkins and plastic forks.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            On Monday, my wife had a christmas get together with her play group. They get together for each holiday and all the kids play at one person's house, all the moms bring some snacks and food, and they basically have a little party. This month it was my wife's turn to host the play group.

                            Anyhow, when I came home, there was leftover food, including a salsa that someone had made. The salsa contained chopped cauliflower. wtf? I almost threw it out the window.

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                            • #15
                              I know it's difficult to comprehend for some, but it is possible for some of us backward hayseed types to like both Cafe Rio AND "real" Mexican food. And we're not scared to try non-Utah friendly (ie. hot) salsa either.
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