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  • #16
    Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
    Is there a difference between eating a lemon or an orange?
    Lemons are much more acidic than oranges.

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    • #17
      Candied lemon peel.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • #18
        Originally posted by landpoke View Post
        I deny your hack.
        I just checked. The link was in an Aussie FO thread on CB.
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
          Lemons are much more acidic than oranges.
          I was unaware of that.

          Oh well. If I need dentures because I like to eat lemons, it will have been worth it.
          "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


          "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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          • #20
            Lemon Bars Baby!!!

            Lemon Chess Gooey Butter Cake
            from the Cake Doctor book

            Crust
            1 package yellow cake mix
            1/2 stick melted butter
            1 large egg

            Filling
            2 large lemons - for about 2 Tsps of zest and 6 Tbsp of juice
            1 8 oz. package cream cheese - room temperature
            2 large eggs
            1/2 stick melted butter
            2 Tbsp cornmeal - white or yellow
            3 3/4 cups powdered sugar

            Heat oven to 350. Use un-greased 13 X 9 pan. In a large bowl, place ingredients for crust and mix on low for 2 minutes. Batter should come together in a ball. Pat batter evenly on bottom of pan and set aside. Place cream cheese in same mixing bowl (no need to clean bowl or beaters) and beat until fluffy, about 30 seconds. Stop machine, add lemon juice and zest, eggs, melted butter, and cornmeal, then beat 1 minute. Add powdered sugar and beat medium until sugar is incorporated, about 1 more minute. Pour on crust. Bake 45-47 minutes until cake is well browned, but center is still jiggley when you shake the pan. Cool 30 minutes then eat. Enjoy.

            Ok... So it only uses 2 lemons, but hey, make a couple batches...

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            • #21
              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
              I just checked. The link was in an Aussie FO thread on CB.
              I accept your apology.
              There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

              Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

              Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
              Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

              Tomorrow is Saturday
              And Sunday comes afterwards

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              • #22
                Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                I accept your apology.
                I should have just accused you of being unoriginal.

                Technically, you are still a hack because I made mention of pruno on cougarguard. You have never done so until this thread.

                Now that I think about it.....I withdraw any implied apology and double the insult. You are unoriginal AND a hack! Pistols at dawn!
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  I should have just accused you of being unoriginal.

                  Technically, you are still a hack because I made mention of pruno on cougarguard. You have never done so until this thread.

                  Now that I think about it.....I withdraw any implied apology and double the insult. You are unoriginal AND a hack! Pistols at dawn!
                  Too late. Offer, acceptance, contract.
                  There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                  Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                  Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                  Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                  Tomorrow is Saturday
                  And Sunday comes afterwards

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                  • #24
                    Travelling riverside blues
                    "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                    "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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