Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

[Shaka]

It's interesting watching that show and seeing people I recognize from twenty years ago in the background. I'm reasonably sure Heather, Lisa, and Whitney hung around the Belmont. The part I find the funniest was Whitney feeling judged by her family and friends after she had an affair, while married, with a married Justin Rose. They both got divorced, she got knocked up, and then married. I'd say whatever judgement her friends and family threw on her was well earned.

I used to run across Sharrief Shah at various football functions. This is before he started coaching and was practicing law. He's an extremely nice guy and quite grounded. Not sure what he sees in his wife but to each his own.

[falafel]

I agree that huge lips are gross; but boobs would have to be extremely huge before they approach gross territory in my opinion.

A friend of my wife was obsessed with her own fake boobs. She openly commented on how she wanted them bolted on her collar bone. As soon as she got her implants, she wanted to get them re-done even larger and higher.

[Northwestcoug]

I agree that huge lips are gross; but boobs would have to be extremely huge before they approach gross territory in my opinion.

I was going to say, boobs are boobs. The question is whether or not I stare at them for a couple of seconds or I lose all train of thought.

[falafel]

I was going to say, boobs are boobs. The question is whether or not I stare at them for a couple of seconds or I lose all train of thought.

Boobs are boobs, and silicone-filled skin sacks are silicone-filled skin sacks.

[CardiacCoug]

Big fake boobs make thin or normal-sized women look chubby.

No idea why women do that to themselves.

Real boobs are best! Small or normal-sized fake boobs are fine. Huge fake boobs are gross.

[BigFatMeanie]

A friend of my wife was obsessed with her own fake boobs. She openly commented on how she wanted them bolted on her collar bone. As soon as she got her implants, she wanted to get them re-done even larger and higher.

Yeah, your wife's friend would probably be in gross territory. But I lean toward the 'Napper side of the spectrum when it comes to knockers. Bigger is generally (but not necessarily) better.

[USUC]

Yeah, your wife's friend would probably be in gross territory. But I lean toward the 'Napper side of the spectrum when it comes to knockers. Bigger is generally (but not necessarily) better.

In theory yes, but in practice no. In the real world, natural big boobs on a smaller frame is extremely rare. Even then, big boobs have gravity (among other things) working against them. I'm team normal to small. The backside is infinitely more important anyway.

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[PaloAltoCougar]

As a wise young man observed many years ago, "boobs are in," and they remain so. But they're way down the list of important attributes and the absurdly distended Dow Corning masterpieces are very unappealing. I grieve for women who feel the need to do so for cosmetic reasons, esp. when the result is comical.

[UVACoug]

Midweek Update:

Above I mentioned that Whitney Rose had been excommunicated as a result of cheating on her husband (Sam Burgess) with Dave Rose's brother (Justin). That is indeed what she and other housewives said on the show several times, apparently to get sympathy from the audience and other housewives. Turns out, she wasn't officially excommunicated. She was only "unofficially excommunicated," a term I was unfamiliar with before watching this show that apparently means "that you live by your own free will."

https://www.etonline.com/rhoslcs-whi...%20free%20will.

And some more background on hospital-smell-gate. Apparently Mary Cosby, the one who married and had a child with her grandfather, has a particular sensitivity to hospital smells that brings up very dark memories whenever she senses them. That is why she mentioned it to Jen (the converted Muslim wife of Coach Shah who has a double-amputee aunt and currently views everything and anyone that has anything to do with Mary Cosby as her mortal enemy). You see, Mary Cosby has a rare auto-immune disease that causes her body to attack her "odor glands." As a result, she spent months in the hospital having 12 surgeries to remove all of the "odor glands" from her body. And she actually died on the surgery table during two of those surgeries. Much easier to understand why Mary would be so inconsiderate as to mention the "hospital smells" she sensed when visiting with Jen after her aunt's double amputation.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-di...20above%20clip.

[BigPiney]

love it.

[Bo Diddley]

Holy pychofest, Robin!

[Lost Student]

Midweek Update:

Above I mentioned that Whitney Rose had been excommunicated as a result of cheating on her husband (Sam Burgess) with Dave Rose's brother (Justin). That is indeed what she and other housewives said on the show several times, apparently to get sympathy from the audience and other housewives. Turns out, she wasn't officially excommunicated. She was only "unofficially excommunicated," a term I was unfamiliar with before watching this show that apparently means "that you live by your own free will."

https://www.etonline.com/rhoslcs-whi...%20free%20will.

And some more background on hospital-smell-gate. Apparently Mary Cosby, the one who married and had a child with her grandfather, has a particular sensitivity to hospital smells that brings up very dark memories whenever she senses them. That is why she mentioned it to Jen (the converted Muslim wife of Coach Shah who has a double-amputee aunt and currently views everything and anyone that has anything to do with Mary Cosby as her mortal enemy). You see, Mary Cosby has a rare auto-immune disease that causes her body to attack her "odor glands." As a result, she spent months in the hospital having 12 surgeries to remove all of the "odor glands" from her body. And she actually died on the surgery table during two of those surgeries. Much easier to understand why Mary would be so inconsiderate as to mention the "hospital smells" she sensed when visiting with Jen after her aunt's double amputation.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-di...20above%20clip.

I find the connections to the Ute and BYU athletic departments really funny. Glad that the connection to the Utes is stronger than BYU.

[chrisrenrut]

Midweek Update:

Above I mentioned that Whitney Rose had been excommunicated as a result of cheating on her husband (Sam Burgess) with Dave Rose's brother (Justin). That is indeed what she and other housewives said on the show several times, apparently to get sympathy from the audience and other housewives. Turns out, she wasn't officially excommunicated. She was only "unofficially excommunicated," a term I was unfamiliar with before watching this show that apparently means "that you live by your own free will."

https://www.etonline.com/rhoslcs-whi...%20free%20will.

And some more background on hospital-smell-gate. Apparently Mary Cosby, the one who married and had a child with her grandfather, has a particular sensitivity to hospital smells that brings up very dark memories whenever she senses them. That is why she mentioned it to Jen (the converted Muslim wife of Coach Shah who has a double-amputee aunt and currently views everything and anyone that has anything to do with Mary Cosby as her mortal enemy). You see, Mary Cosby has a rare auto-immune disease that causes her body to attack her "odor glands." As a result, she spent months in the hospital having 12 surgeries to remove all of the "odor glands" from her body. And she actually died on the surgery table during two of those surgeries. Much easier to understand why Mary would be so inconsiderate as to mention the "hospital smells" she sensed when visiting with Jen after her aunt's double amputation.

https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-di...20above%20clip.

I’ve already lost track. Let me rephrase, I’ve lost the will to keep track.