Truly Awful Lyrics

[Donuthole]

There are some really, really bad songs out there. Today I heard these lyrics for the first time:

I just wanna see you with the lights off
Every guy wanna know how it is
To clap off the lights and turn Khloe to Kim

[. . .]

Now I think it’s time, hey shawty
I hope you don’t take this the wrong way

Girl you look better with the lights off,
Better with the lights off ooh
Girl you look better with the lights off,
Better with the lights off ooh
Better with the lights off

Minus 1000 points for the Kardashian reference.

[Babs]

I'm torn as to whether "I love you like a love song (baby)" or "My heart's a stereo" wins the award for worst lyrics on the air right now.

A special lyrical achievement award to T.H.E. ("hard like morning wood in the morning"), but since Mick Jagger's rapping is so awful that it's not even on the air, it's disqualified from the regular category.

[falafel]

I'm torn as to whether "I love you like a love song (baby)".

the first time I heard that song I thought it was "I love you like I love some baby."

[Surfah]

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[Babs]

the first time I heard that song I thought it was "I love you like I love some baby."

Hey! You stop that!!! You moved the punctuation in my quote. I would never put the period outside a quote like that.

[falafel]

Hey! You stop that!!! You moved the punctuation in my quote. I would never put the period outside a quote like that.

Sure, but you have no problem wrapping random words in parentheses and appending them to song titles.

[old_gregg]

Muse

[MarkGrace]

I like that selena gomez song.

[Babs]

Sure, but you have no problem wrapping random words in parentheses and appending them to song titles.

Oh, I make crap up all the time. I just don't mispunctuate my made up crap.

[Babs]

Minus 1000 points for the Kardashian reference.

Did you know the Kardashians are peddling clothes at Sears? SEARS?! Too funny.

[MarkGrace]

Shorty is an eenie meenie miney mo lova.

Haha the beebs that's cute little lesbian.

[HauteCoug]

I wanted to be like you. I wanted everything. So I tried to be like you. And I got swept away.

[doctorcoug]

A month late...but:

"Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you."

Serious? "Sorry your life sucks, but I got a sweet porsche. Wanna go for a ride"?

Band-Aid

[MarkGrace]

I'm stuck in a room with some people listening to a country station and the amount of truly awful lyrics I've heard in the last few hours is off the charts.

"I'm a redneck woman, I ain't no high class broad..."

"God is great, beer is good, people are crazy..."

"I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world..."

"You make me wanna buy a rose, you make me wanna shine my shoes, baby you make me wanna dance..."

I could list something from every song I've heard so far because they're all full of truly awful gems.

[eldiente]

I'm stuck in a room with some people listening to a country station and the amount of truly awful lyrics I've heard in the last few hours is off the charts.

"I'm a redneck woman, I ain't no high class broad..."

"God is great, beer is good, people are crazy..."

"I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world..."

"You make me wanna buy a rose, you make me wanna shine my shoes, baby you make me wanna dance..."

I could list something from every song I've heard so far because they're all full of truly awful gems.

Just wait til you hear "Red Dixie cup"