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  • #1

    The Virgin Diaries

    So, uh, new TLC reality series....

    Nom, nom, nom, nom.

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    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
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  • #2
    <yawn> Wake me up when they have a reality show about little people who are virgins.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • #3
      Well done, TLC, for tapping into an unexpected source of hilarity.
      "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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      • #4
        As a fish biologist, those carp making out look very simian.

        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        <yawn> Wake me up when they have a reality show about little people who are virgins.
        Ha. I've decided that TLC stands for The Little-people Channel.
        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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        • #5
          wow if that isn't proof that practice makes perfect. That first kiss was hilarious. I think he was eating her face.
          Dyslexics are teople poo...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
            wow if that isn't proof that practice makes perfect. That first kiss was hilarious. I think he was eating her face.
            I think it was producer-influenced. But I'm a skeptical bastard like that.
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • #7
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              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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