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    I always take my laptop into the bathroom.
    Who else?
    I intend to live forever.
    So far, so good.
    --Steven Wright

  • #2
    Nope, if I'm on the pot, I surf on my ipod touch.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Brian View Post
      I always take my laptop into the bathroom.
      Who else?
      No wonder why your posts always stink.

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      • #4
        I do not use my phone or laptop while on the toilet. I think it's gross. Perhaps that stems from the fact that I do not read on the toilet, either. I sit on the toilet with the express purpose of getting off the toilet as quickly as possible. I'm not a germ-o-phobe like some, and I have no aversion to public restrooms. I just don't get the allure of doing anything while sitting on the can.

        Also, I think it's creepy when someone has a phone conversation while sitting on the toilet. This used to be extreme, but I see (hear, rather) it all the time anymore.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • #5
          iPhone for bathroom browsing.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            I do not use my phone or laptop while on the toilet. I think it's gross. Perhaps that stems from the fact that I do not read on the toilet, either. I sit on the toilet with the express purpose of getting off the toilet as quickly as possible. I'm not a germ-o-phobe like some, and I have no aversion to public restrooms. I just don't get the allure of doing anything while sitting on the can.

            Also, I think it's creepy when someone has a phone conversation while sitting on the toilet. This used to be extreme, but I see (hear, rather) it all the time anymore.


            junkie was right about you!
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • #7
              after my macbook started leaving bright red marks on my legs, i decided to upgrade to an ipad for browsing on the throne. dropping the kids off at the pool has never been the same.
              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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              • #8
                Without the need for pooping I am not sure YOhio would be my friend.
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  I do not use my phone or laptop while on the toilet. I think it's gross. Perhaps that stems from the fact that I do not read on the toilet, either. I sit on the toilet with the express purpose of getting off the toilet as quickly as possible. I'm not a germ-o-phobe like some, and I have no aversion to public restrooms. I just don't get the allure of doing anything while sitting on the can.

                  Also, I think it's creepy when someone has a phone conversation while sitting on the toilet. This used to be extreme, but I see (hear, rather) it all the time anymore.
                  oh man, you're missing out. I get to avoid all the kids hanging on me, asking me if they can play a game or watch a video. It's just me and nobody else. It's great!
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                    oh man, you're missing out. I get to avoid all the kids hanging on me, asking me if they can play a game or watch a video. It's just me and nobody else. It's great!
                    My wife calls it my "office."
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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