Ranking the Coeds

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  • kccougar
    9262
    • Nov 2008
    • 7020

    #1

    Ranking the Coeds

    Sorry, I'd just never done one of these before and couldn't resist.
    "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV
  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25251

    #2
    Ranking the Cones:

    1) Ice Cream Cones
    2) Snow Cones
    3) January Jones's Cones
    4) Traffic Cones
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • MarkGrace
      Grooveshark dick tease
      • Dec 2008
      • 31546

      #3
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      1) Ice Cream Cones
      2) Snow Cones
      3) January Jones's Cones
      4) Traffic Cones
      Where would pine cones rank?
      So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25251

        #4
        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
        Where would pine cones rank?
        Depends on if they have peanut butter and birdseed on them. Then probably above January Jones's. But if January Jones's have peanut butter and birdseed on them, they probably jump ahead of Snow Cones.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • Flystripper
          Degenerate Gambler
          • Nov 2008
          • 14089

          #5
          Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
          Where would pine cones rank?
          above these guys:

          Dyslexics are teople poo...

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          • NorthwestUteFan
            אלוף
            • Oct 2010
            • 3384

            #6
            I always thought (both) Utah (and byu) had some DAMN fine coeds.

            But last time I went there I realized that, while they are still quite beautiful, they are also young enough to be my own daughters. Perhaps some of them even WERE my daughters (j/k!).

            That took (most of) the fun out of it.

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