The evolution of an M. Night Shyamalan fan

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  • oxcoug
    Dolphins Rape Hipsters
    • Dec 2009
    • 5309

    #1

    The evolution of an M. Night Shyamalan fan

    http://www.cracked.com/funny-5806-th...rbender-movie/

    Pretty much nails it.
    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

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  • CardiacCoug
    вот так штука
    • Nov 2008
    • 11013

    #2
    Reminds me of this graphic:

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    • beefytee
      Board eye candy
      • Mar 2009
      • 7542

      #3
      I loved the six sense, but Unbreakable and Signs were horrible. I didn't like either of them.

      The Village was alright.

      I haven't seen the rest.

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      • LiveCoug
        LA Ute loves me
        • Nov 2008
        • 18486

        #4
        Originally posted by beefytee View Post
        I loved the six sense, but Unbreakable and Signs were horrible. I didn't like either of them.

        The Village was alright.

        I haven't seen the rest.
        Disagree. Unbreakable was quite good, The Village was awful.


        Signs was meh.

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        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
          Time to camp
          • Nov 2008
          • 26082

          #5
          Why does everyone always start with Sixth Sense for M. Night? Doesn't he get credit for this film?
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • MarkGrace
            Grooveshark dick tease
            • Dec 2008
            • 31546

            #6
            Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
            Disagree. Unbreakable was quite good, The Village was awful.


            Signs was meh.
            I liked Unbreakable as well.
            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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            • Green Lantern
              Has overcome great fear
              • Aug 2009
              • 2289

              #7
              Who ranks Unbreakable lower than Signs? I like Signs, but Unbreakable is the man's greatest film. I'll even defend The Village as a well-made film. But then the guy just dropped into filmmaking Hell. I mean, what happened? Can the guy even recover now?
              Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

              None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

              I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

              --Portland Ute

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25242

                #8
                Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                Who ranks Unbreakable lower than Signs? I like Signs, but Unbreakable is the man's greatest film. I'll even defend The Village as a well-made film. But then the guy just dropped into filmmaking Hell. I mean, what happened? Can the guy even recover now?
                I'm with you 100% on this one. Unbreakable is great. Also, The Village is 1000x better than Signs.
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                • UtahDan
                  *
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 14496

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  I'm with you 100% on this one. Unbreakable is great. Also, The Village is 1000x better than Signs.
                  I liked Unbreakable and Signs, but the Village was ruined for me by its facile political message.

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                  • Green Lantern
                    Has overcome great fear
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 2289

                    #10
                    Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                    I liked Unbreakable and Signs, but the Village was ruined for me by its facile political message.
                    Care to elaborate?
                    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                    --Portland Ute

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                    • UtahDan
                      *
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 14496

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                      Care to elaborate?
                      So you have these people who are all intentionally being kept in the dark and are being intentionally deceived and scared about a danger by people who are trying to protect them somehow, but the danger doesn't exist in reality. It is just a tool of manipulation. And the name of the deceivers manipulators? Walker. Put in the context of 2004 with a President who shares that name and it was off-putting to me. I don't like being beat over the head.

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                      • Green Lantern
                        Has overcome great fear
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 2289

                        #12
                        Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                        So you have these people who are all intentionally being kept in the dark and are being intentionally deceived and scared about a danger by people who are trying to protect them somehow, but the danger doesn't exist in reality. It is just a tool of manipulation. And the name of the deceivers manipulators? Walker. Put in the context of 2004 with a President who shares that name and it was off-putting to me. I don't like being beat over the head.
                        LOL. Good points.
                        Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                        None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                        I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                        --Portland Ute

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                        • MartyFunkhouser
                          Disciple of RNGesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 18729

                          #13
                          Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were both good. Signs was awful, the Village was even worse and one of the most boring movies I have ever seen, and somehow Lady and the Water was somehow even worse. I can only imagine how bad the Happening and the Last Airbender are if they are considered worse than Lady in the Water. I saw Lady in the Water the opening night and was actually approached by someone who was doing a survey about the movie. I happily filled out the survey and I believe I did conclude it with a similar sentiment as the image posted.
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                          • Mrs. Funk
                            Lawyer Wannabe
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 2690

                            #14
                            I really like both Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. I actually didn't hate The Village (lacking the acumen to parse out the, as I see it now, fairly thin "Walker" metaphor), and thought it explored interesting ideas of reality as we know it and sources of fear. Signs was meh--I neither hated nor particularly liked it. The aliens looked ridiculous. I suppose I do like the message that our lives have reason and that decisions we make have some sort of purpose, but a lot of life happens without a reason and most of the decisions we make don't really make that much of a difference in the long run.

                            I will caveat Mpfunk's viewing of Lady in the Water with the fact that his then-roommate and roomate's girlfriend wanted to go see it, and he went with them. I myself have never seen the movie, and find it a bit intolerable that M. Night Shyamalan cast himself as the tortured, brilliant writer. *gag*
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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69589

                              #15
                              I thought Signs was decent. I thought the Village was a joke. Have not bothered to see any of the following movies. In spite of my mistake in watching Pirates 3, I have learned to trust awful reviews.
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