I find this endlessly amusing.

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  • landpoke
    Never once baby snatched
    • Nov 2008
    • 4183
    #1

    I find this endlessly amusing.

    There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

    Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
    …
    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes afterwards
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    • Babs
      Not a Lawyer
      • Nov 2008
      • 17128
      #2
      you're drinking again, aren't you?

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        • landpoke
          Never once baby snatched
          • Nov 2008
          • 4183
          #3
          Originally posted by Babs View Post
          you're drinking again, aren't you?
          No.


          At least not right this minute.
          There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

          Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

          Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
          Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
          …
          Tomorrow is Saturday
          And Sunday comes afterwards

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            • SeattleUte
              Faith crisis consultant
              • Nov 2008
              • 20837
              #4
              endlessly macabre.
              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

              --Jonathan Swift

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                • Katy Lied
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 9435
                  #5
                  As an aside, I remember when lens flare was a bad thing, and good photographers tried to avoid it at all costs.

                  I notice now that the young kids are in love with lens flare, and photoshop it into all of their pictures, even though there is no earthly way the light from the picture could produce a lens flare in the direction they place it.

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                    • Indy Coug
                      Heartless Bastard
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 18747
                      #6
                      Everything in life is an approximation.

                      http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                        • Surfah
                          Where's Wallace?
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 33726
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                          As an aside, I remember when lens flare was a bad thing, and good photographers tried to avoid it at all costs.

                          I notice now that the young kids are in love with lens flare, and photoshop it into all of their pictures, even though there is no earthly way the light from the picture could produce a lens flare in the direction they place it.
                          Lens flare became all the rage on the glossy handouts for club promotions.
                          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                          -Turtle
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                            • COUGALICIOUS
                              Junior Member
                              • May 2010
                              • 85
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                              Lens flare became all the rage on the glossy handouts for club promotions.
                              Your mom became all the rage on the glossy handouts for club promotions.









                              [disclaimer: I'm sure your mother is a wonderful person. I simply HAD to make this comment to make myself laugh this morning. It is funnier to me because I am from Las Vegas where people are handing out a ton of club promotions. Forgive me.]
                              "I wouldn't give a nickel for the simplicity on this side of complexity, but I would give my life for the simplicity on the other side of complexity."

                              -Kyle Whittingham

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                                • Surfah
                                  Where's Wallace?
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 33726
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by COUGALICIOUS View Post
                                  Your mom became all the rage on the glossy handouts for club promotions.









                                  [disclaimer: I'm sure your mother is a wonderful person. I simply HAD to make this comment to make myself laugh this morning. It is funnier to me because I am from Las Vegas where people are handing out a ton of club promotions. Forgive me.]
                                  I'll forgive the mom joke. I am not above a good mom joke. But that wasn't a good mom joke.
                                  "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                                  -Turtle
                                  sigpic

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                                    • Green Lantern
                                      Has overcome great fear
                                      • Aug 2009
                                      • 2289
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                                      As an aside, I remember when lens flare was a bad thing, and good photographers tried to avoid it at all costs.

                                      I notice now that the young kids are in love with lens flare, and photoshop it into all of their pictures, even though there is no earthly way the light from the picture could produce a lens flare in the direction they place it.
                                      A bunch of film critics were all over the new STAR TREK movie for going crazy with the lens flares. Here's a link to a video of some of them.
                                      Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                                      None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                                      I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                                      --Portland Ute

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                                        • falafel
                                          loves to talk on things
                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 37992
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                                          A bunch of film critics were all over the new STAR TREK movie for going crazy with the lens flares. Here's a link to a video of some of them.
                                          Lol, that cat is great.
                                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                            • MarkGrace
                                              Grooveshark dick tease
                                              • Dec 2008
                                              • 31546
                                              #12
                                              There's a pretty awesome new Star Wars inspired image. If I knew how to post it I would.
                                              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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