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  • SoCalCoug
    Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
    • Nov 2008
    • 5214

    #1

    I just discovered a poem written by Mozart

    Leck mire den A… recht schön,
    fein sauber lecke ihn,
    fein sauber lecke, leck mire den A…
    Das ist ein fettigs Begehren,
    nur gut mit Butter geschmiert,
    den das Lecken der Braten mein tagliches Thun.
    Drei lecken mehr als Zweie,
    nur her, machet die Prob'
    und leckt, leckt, leckt.
    Jeder leckt sein A… fur sich.

    Here's a translation to English:

    Lick my ass nicely,
    lick it nice and clean,
    nice and clean, lick my ass.
    That's a greasy desire,
    nicely buttered,
    like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
    Three will lick more than two,
    come on, just try it,
    and lick, lick, lick.
    Everybody lick his own ass himself.

    Who knew Mozart would have been a rapper had he lived today?
    If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

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  • Jacob
    Junior Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 6801

    #2
    Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
    Leck mire den A… recht schön,
    fein sauber lecke ihn,
    fein sauber lecke, leck mire den A…
    Das ist ein fettigs Begehren,
    nur gut mit Butter geschmiert,
    den das Lecken der Braten mein tagliches Thun.
    Drei lecken mehr als Zweie,
    nur her, machet die Prob'
    und leckt, leckt, leckt.
    Jeder leckt sein A… fur sich.

    Here's a translation to English:

    Lick my ass nicely,
    lick it nice and clean,
    nice and clean, lick my ass.
    That's a greasy desire,
    nicely buttered,
    like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
    Three will lick more than two,
    come on, just try it,
    and lick, lick, lick.
    Everybody lick his own ass himself.

    Who knew Mozart would have been a rapper had he lived today?
    He was apparently well-known for his scatological humor (Scatology--used to describe works that make particular reference to excretion or excrement, as well as to toilet humor). Of course I learned this from watching Amadeus and then reading up on Mozart on Wikipedia.

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    • Donuthole
      Official Outgayer
      • Nov 2008
      • 25268

      #3
      Originally posted by Jacob View Post
      He was apparently well-known for his scatological humor (Scatology--used to describe works that make particular reference to excretion or excrement, as well as to toilet humor). Of course I learned this from watching Amadeus and then reading up on Mozart on Wikipedia.
      Thanks for the definition of scatology!
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • Indy Coug
        Heartless Bastard
        • Dec 2008
        • 18747

        #4
        Who knows what Mozart could've accomplished if he had just kept his music clean.
        Everything in life is an approximation.

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25268

          #5
          Here's a link to a great poem some of CUF's newer members might enjoy.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • Lost Student
            BAND!
            • Nov 2008
            • 4324

            #6
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Here's a link to a great poem some of CUF's newer members might enjoy.
            I enjoyed it, and I'm not even one of the newer members!
            "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
            "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
            This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
            "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
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