Best song lyric

[jay santos]

Do we have a thread for this?

My entry for the day:

Morrissey:

"Why did you stick me in self deprecating bones and skin? Jesus do you hate me?"

[Tim]

So many to choose from. This'll be a fun thread to add to over time. One that comes to my mind right now is Death Cab For Cutie's "I wish the world was flat like the old days. Then I could travel just by folding the map."

[Surfah]

The factory mass producing fear, bottled,
Capped, distributed near and far
Sold for a reasonable price
And the people, they love it, they feed it
Brush with it, bathe with it, breathe it
Inject it direct to the blood
It seems to be replacing love

-NOFX (Eat the Meek)

[DapperDan]

Comedy answer:

I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman.
Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off
It's no use to me.
Cut it off!
Chop it off! Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...

The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman

[Moliere]

And I kissed you in a style that Clark Gable would have admired (I thought it classic)

Postal Service: Clark Gable

[MarkGrace]

Your mouth moves only with someone's hand up your ass

(my CB sig. line)

[DapperDan]

Serious answer:

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

Pink Floyd - Time

[MartyFunkhouser]

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat

Skee Lo: I Wish

[MarkGrace]

Serious answer:

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

Pink Floyd - Time

You might as well post the lyrics to that entire song.

[MarkGrace]

I we going with one lines like Jay's lyric, or full verses like others?

[MarkGrace]

I dreamed about killing you again last night and it felt alright to me.

Always been one of my favorite opening lyrics to a love song.

[MarkGrace]

Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

[Surfah]

I may not always love you.

[il Padrino Ute]

children are innocent
a teenager's f***** up in the head
adults are even more f***** up
and elderlies are like children
will there be another race
to come along and take over for us?
maybe martians could do
better than we've done

we'll make great pets!

my friend says we're like the dinosaurs
only we are doing ourselves in
much faster than they
ever did

we'll make great pets!

Pets - Porno For Pyros

[MarkGrace]

And for those of you who still think we're from England
We're not, no

The wry delivery on that lyric always cracks me up.