You know you're getting old when.....

[MartyFunkhouser]

I have decided to throw caution to the wind and grow out my wafro, despite my career choice (though I do maintain a calmer rendition during the week). I blow it out at night and on Saturdays, only to tame it down again for church on Sunday.

I don't see any reason to tame it down for church on Sunday.

[TripletDaddy]

I've been rocking the beard since I got the PhD.....I've also got a poster of Rasputin on the wall behind my desk.

Anyone can grow a beard to look like Rasputin.

Get back to me when you put your penis in a jar.

[wuapinmon]

Anyone can grow a beard to look like Rasputin.

Get back to me when you put your penis in a jar.

If you mean insert it, well, I am a convert, but if you mean place it, detached from my body.....my wife's been doing this for years, along with my balls.

[TripletDaddy]

If you mean insert it, well, I am a convert, but if you mean place it, detached from my body.....my wife's been doing this for years, along with my balls.

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[wuapinmon]

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This song is on my iPod

[Tim]

I learned yesyerday that baldness is a wealth indicator, so you've got that going for you.

I was as surprised as you were to hear that fantastic revelation!

[MindfulCoug]

I was as surprised as you were to hear that fantastic revelation!

Well..it obviously was not an inclusive revelation .Speaking of exceptions...