I would rate it a solid 10. Applause breaks, multiple names for Jesus, self praise. I would be thrilled to have someone like that pray at April conference.
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Inaugural prayer
Collapse
X
-
That the red man can get ahead, man
The man giving the benediction reminded me of Jacob 7:27. Also, he started out referring to God in the second-person singular but later switched to third-person....I wonder if this was intentional or a slip as he got into the rhythm of the moment.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostI dug the way he asked for a blessing upon "Malia...........and SAAASSSSHA!"
I was disappointed that he didn't tell that we could purchase his book, "A Purpose Driven Life," at most major book retailers and online."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
Comment
-
That prayer was awesome. Almost as memorable as the Gaylord Fokker classic: "we thank You oh sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for the smorgasbord You have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day".Originally posted by RobinFinderson View PostThe benediction was awesome, a sweet answer to the missed opportunities in the Warren prayer.
Comment
-
That movie is effin' hilarious! The Meet the Parents prayer almost is all from a song in Godspell.Originally posted by Teenage Dirtbag View PostThat prayer was awesome. Almost as memorable as the Gaylord Fokker classic: "we thank You oh sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for the smorgasbord You have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day".
And I though that the Warren prayer was the dumbest thing I ever heard, totally irreverent and ridiculous on many levels . . . "let the red man get ahead man" He just made himself look silly.I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC
You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous
Comment
-
Wasnt that at the end? Not the Warren invocation? I think Lowery gave the benediction when he went all Dr Seuss on everyone.Originally posted by Gidget View PostThat movie is effin' hilarious! The Meet the Parents prayer almost is all from a song in Godspell.
And I though that the Warren prayer was the dumbest thing I ever heard, totally irreverent and ridiculous on many levels . . . "let the red man get ahead man" He just made himself look silly.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
sigpic
Comment
-
I loved the closing prayer...entertaining and heartfelt. Well done.
The opening prayer actually caused me to dry heave. I kept yelling for my co-workers to come and hold my hair back just in case I actually threw up and didn't just dry heave. Alas, nothing came out.
Comment
-
The choice of Warren is why I think that B. is a closet atheist. No other pick could have made religion look more superficial.Originally posted by UteStar View PostI loved the closing prayer...entertaining and heartfelt. Well done.
The opening prayer actually caused me to dry heave. I kept yelling for my co-workers to come and hold my hair back just in case I actually threw up and didn't just dry heave. Alas, nothing came out.
Comment
-
There seems to be something very pompous about walking up to a podium and saying, "LET US PRAY!" What is the point? You are already at the podium to offer a prayer. Everyone is ready for you to offer the prayer. And you already have permission to pray.Originally posted by RobinFinderson View PostThe choice of Warren is why I think that B. is a closet atheist. No other pick could have made religion look more superficial.
On a side note, last night on Leno, Wanda Sykes shared a couple more additions she would have used if she were giving the Dr Seuss benediction. One of them was, "if you're fat....don't eat that!"Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
sigpic
Comment
-
-
Hair that is so long that it must be held back so as to avoid your potential vomit is not metrosexual. I am disappointed in you.Originally posted by UteStar View PostI loved the closing prayer...entertaining and heartfelt. Well done.
The opening prayer actually caused me to dry heave. I kept yelling for my co-workers to come and hold my hair back just in case I actually threw up and didn't just dry heave. Alas, nothing came out.Dyslexics are teople poo...
Comment
-
Originally posted by Gidget View PostAnd I though that the Warren prayer was the dumbest thing I ever heard, totally irreverent and ridiculous on many levels . . . "let the red man get ahead man" He just made himself look silly.
I was listening on the audio only via the internet at work...and thought I must have mistakenly caught a broadcast from Bill Cosby.
In my books, that part of the prayer was undignified and inappropriate for the occasion."Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."
Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.
Comment
Comment