I'm at Syracuse 6 watching the Tooth Fairy

[Senioritis]

Kill me now.

[DU Ute]

[Senioritis]

Billy Crystal was just introduced into the film. He's wearing a bolo tie and a soul patch. His career seems to be going well.

[Senioritis]

Ashley Judd is the love interest in the piece. Looks like she's been hanging out a little too much with Winona.

[Senioritis]

Really, it looks like she had her wisdom teeth removed during shooting.

[Senioritis]

I would just like to make it clear that, puffy cheeks not withstanding, I would still take her to the temple were we both single and active.

[Senioritis]

The Ice Wolves currently lead the Rough Necks 2-1 in an epic minor league hockey clash. I swear I am not making this up.

[Senioritis]

Ashley Judd's disaffected teenage son has a gigantic mole on his neck. Massive. I'm totally distracted by it.

No, I'm not complaining.

[DU Ute]

Ashley Judd's disaffected teenage son has a gigantic mole on his neck. Massive. I'm totally distracted by it.

No, I'm not complaining.

Spoiler for How about a spoiler alert:

for those who haven't seen it yet!

[Senioritis]

The strangest part of this is that there are 6 total people in this theatre. Me, my four children, and some dude in his mid 20's with a black leather jacket and nasty facial hair. I can only assume this guy's life ambition is to see every single movie ever released. This show will most likely give him the desire to get a job.

[DU Ute]

The strangest part of this is that there are 6 total people in this theatre. Me, my four children, and some dude in his mid 20's with a black leather jacket and nasty facial hair. I can only assume this guy's life ambition is to see every single movie ever released. This show will most likely give him the desire to get a job.

You're quite the optimist, most would have different opinions about this dude's motivation.

[MartyFunkhouser]

Perhaps this question is better asked after the movie is over, but if you could erase either your memory of the Bill Marcroft incident or watching this movie which would you choose.

[Senioritis]

Perhaps this question is better asked after the movie is over, but if you could erase either your memory of the Bill Marcroft incident or watching this movie which would you choose.

There are redeeming qualities to Bill Marcroft's backside. This show is all crack.

[Senioritis]

I kid you not, my 7 year old just leaned over and said "This show kind of sucks."

For context, this kid loves "The Sweet Life of Zach and Cody.". That's where we are right now.

However, the two year old is invested.

[Senioritis]

Oooohhhh, conflict between The Rock and Ashley. Somebody's going to pound a bucket of extra crispy at the KFC to ease the pain.