Sometimes The Office is outright funny. I'm watching the episode where Jan is showing off her boob job. Just about choked on my ice cream when Creed says "swing low sweet chariots" even though I have seen this episode several times.
Favorite Office Episodes
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Favorite Office Episodes
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Michael tells Pam "you're advice was good but Jan's was bigger". LOL.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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My fave is when Michael burns his foot on the George Foreman grill. Dwight gets in an accident rushing to his rescue, and when he gets out of his car and pukes, it cracks me up. His concussion sypmtoms and Ryan and Pam talking to Michael like he is a 5 year old round out the episode nicely.
I also like the Race, where Andy worries so much about nipple chaffing, and Dwight puts milk of magnesia in Toby's coffee instead of exlax.
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It is a sign of maturity to give people second chances, so I'm going to hear Jan out.Originally posted by John McClain View PostSometimes The Office is outright funny. I'm watching the episode where Jan is showing off her boob job. Just about choked on my ice cream when Creed says "swing low sweet chariots" even though I have seen this episode several times.
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The first episode of Season 3 when Michael tries to french-kissing Oscar is great.
The last episode of Season 1 of the British version is good as well."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute
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"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.""Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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I like when Jim sends Dwight a fax from the future."The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane
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My fave Creed line is from the episode when Jim and Pam announce Pam's pregnancy to the office. Creed: "Who's the OBGYN?"Originally posted by John McClain View PostSometimes The Office is outright funny. I'm watching the episode where Jan is showing off her boob job. Just about choked on my ice cream when Creed says "swing low sweet chariots" even though I have seen this episode several times.
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IIRC, that was also the episode when Michael hits Meredith in the parking lot and she is hospitalized. Later, Michael says, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the face of rabies," and shows Meredith's disgusted hospital face.Originally posted by chrisrenrut View PostI also like the Race, where Andy worries so much about nipple chaffing, and Dwight puts milk of magnesia in Toby's coffee instead of exlax.
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Same episode, in Michael's call to David Wallace:Originally posted by TheBYUGuy View PostIIRC, that was also the episode when Michael hits Meredith in the parking lot and she is hospitalized. Later, Michael says, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the face of rabies," and shows Meredith's disgusted hospital face.
Michael: "I hit Meredith with my car"
David: "Was it on company property?"
Michael: "Yes it was on company property and with company property. So we're fine. Double jeopardy"
David: "No Michael. I don't think you understand how jeopardy works."
Michael: "Oh I'm sorry. What is: We're fine?"Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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I like the pranks on Dwight:
1. (Like NonSequiter): Dwight gets faxes from "Future Dwight."
2. Jim feeds Dwight a treat every time his MS Windows chime goes off, prompting a pavlovian response.
3. Jim unscrews Dwights phone and adds a penny every day, making the phone heavier and heavier. THen one day he takes all the pennies out, and when answering the phone Dwight bonks himself in the head.
4. Jim giftwraps Dwight's entire desk, with nothing under the packaging.
5. Jim dresses up as Dwight, including his short sleeve mustard shirt.
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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." One of the favorite non sequiturs around my houseOriginally posted by Katy Lied View Post5. Jim dresses up as Dwight, including his short sleeve mustard shirt.Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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