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  • MarkGrace
    Grooveshark dick tease
    • Dec 2008
    • 31546

    #1

    I hope I never have to raise a daughter

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    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.
  • Jarid in Cedar
    CS Institutional Memory
    • Jun 2009
    • 13234

    #2
    I've got 4 so I have you covered
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    • Levin
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 1152

      #3
      Had my first daughter 8 months ago after two sons. I could take or leave my sons many days; but my daughter is indispensable to me at this point.

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      • marsupial
        Mississippi Queen
        • Nov 2008
        • 3678

        #4
        Yeah, you're missing out. Daughters are awesome.
        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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        • creekster
          It is NOT a monkey!
          • Nov 2008
          • 22661

          #5
          Originally posted by Levin View Post
          Had my first daughter 8 months ago after two sons. I could take or leave my sons many days; but my daughter is indispensable to me at this point.
          Wait until she is 14 and you are an idiot, which she willet you know sometimes directly in an aural assault andother times with a subtle, barely perceptible, but extremely menaingful curl of her lip or roll of her eyes. She'll still be indispensable but those are some long years.
          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • pellegrino
            miserere me
            • Jan 2009
            • 12100

            #6
            I think I could go without raising a boy. I love my girls, I get them. Granted they're 4 and 2, but I'm afraid a boy would be so different I wouldn't know what to do.
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            • Levin
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 1152

              #7
              Originally posted by creekster View Post
              Wait until she is 14 and you are an idiot, which she willet you know sometimes directly in an aural assault andother times with a subtle, barely perceptible, but extremely menaingful curl of her lip or roll of her eyes. She'll still be indispensable but those are some long years.
              I get this already from my wife, and I'm hoping I find the feistiness charming in my daughter as well.

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              • MarkGrace
                Grooveshark dick tease
                • Dec 2008
                • 31546

                #8
                You all talking about little girls. That's a different story, they are easy to love.
                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                • UtahDan
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                  • Nov 2008
                  • 14496

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                  I think I could go without raising a boy. I love my girls, I get them. Granted they're 4 and 2, but I'm afraid a boy would be so different I wouldn't know what to do.
                  I have no sons yet, but for me, there is nothing in life that even approaches the love and affection of a daughter. I say that as I nurse a good size mouse on my left eye brow I got tonight as I whispered in her ears (the whispering and my whiskers make her erupt into laughter/agony) and she smashed into me with her forehead as she convulsed. I deserved it, but she spent the next five minutes touching it and say "ahhh, its okay Papa." And then I would get loves and more loves. Pure bliss.

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                  • UtahDan
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                    • Nov 2008
                    • 14496

                    #10
                    Originally posted by creekster View Post
                    Wait until she is 14 and you are an idiot, which she willet you know sometimes directly in an aural assault andother times with a subtle, barely perceptible, but extremely menaingful curl of her lip or roll of her eyes. She'll still be indispensable but those are some long years.
                    I'm starting to understand your grumpiness. It is bad enough being henpecked by one woman.

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                    • MarkGrace
                      Grooveshark dick tease
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 31546

                      #11
                      I could take or leave my sons many days; but my daughter is indispensable to me at this point.
                      I have no sons yet, but for me, there is nothing in life that even approaches the love and affection of a daughter.
                      Which is exactly why it's going to be so brutal when she hits 14-20.
                      So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                      • Sizzle
                        #ThisIsY
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 9004

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                        I think I could go without raising a boy. I love my girls, I get them. Granted they're 4 and 2, but I'm afraid a boy would be so different I wouldn't know what to do.
                        Yeah it's pretty tough coming home and having my 2 year old just want to play football or shoot hoops. Rough life.

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                        • mUUser
                          Giggity
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 1142

                          #13
                          If you live without daughters, then you live without fastpitch softball -- and I wouldn't call that living.

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                          • DU Ute
                            RIP CUF
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 7393

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sizzle View Post
                            Yeah it's pretty tough coming home and having my 2 year old just want to play football or shoot hoops. Rough life.
                            My 8 year old daughter insists we play catch at least once a day, She's getting to be a pretty good little ballplayer. She loves watching baseball and is looking forward to the Utes starting to play. Although she can pull out the attitude at times, for the most part she is a sweet, well mannered little girl. I really feel lucky, like I got the best of both worlds in her.

                            We also just found out our second, which due at the start of the year, is a girl. I hope she grows up just like her sister.
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                            • byu71
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22070

                              #15
                              I have made it so the decision on whether to pull the plug or not, rests solely with my boys. I think my girls would give it a lot of thought before pulling it.
                              Last edited by byu71; 08-26-2009, 07:46 PM.

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