http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=4735145
Perhaps the most unintentionally funny post I have ever read. I loved the part where he gets the 5 girls kicked out for drinking "hard liquor". Who doesn't know a guy like this?
I'm back from the bowls of Sodom and Gomorrah...
That's right, I took (escorted/protected) my two daughters to a Kenny Chesney concert at Qwest Field in Seattle last night. As fun as it was, (and it was a blast) it was really strange having a gospel perspective, and seeing all of the debauchery going on. I'm not a stick in the mud kind of guy, and I didn't want to be a wet blanket, so I got a little into it for my daughters sake.
Prior to the concert, on the drive from Portland to Seattle, I told them I was really looking forward to his song, "Anything but Mine," and told them a story about a girl I dated at BYU back in the day. I told this girl that I loved her, and she laughed and said that's not true, you just met me. I said at least you know I have good intentions. So... when the guitar intro came, I clasped my two hands together , and jumped up and down, and feigned a tear. My daughters knew I was joking, but somehow playing along with them was really fun and made the whole experience
a total night to remember.
On the other hand, I think the biggest divergence in the world is going to a concert, and going to the temple. They are polar opposites. You can see wisdom in the Lord's plan of happiness.
Sidebar Story: Was I wrong? There were 5 girls in front of us, drinking hard liquor from flasks, and they were very snockered. The hard liquor patrol showed up, and I signaled that the perps were illegal. The patrolman watched, and caught them shared flasking, and kicked all five of them out of the concert. Later someone threw a empty cup at me.
Best part of the night was the drive home with one daughter asleep in the back seat, and having a good long conversation with my oldest daughter. We had newly paved roads, and a fine German automobile to make the cabin nice and quiet.
Sidebar 2: Yesterday there was a post about seeing a dead body along the road. On our trip up, we come upon an accident, and we saw a freshly dead person, with gallons of blood on the road. The strangest part was we just read the thread 2 hours previous. - Weird.
That's right, I took (escorted/protected) my two daughters to a Kenny Chesney concert at Qwest Field in Seattle last night. As fun as it was, (and it was a blast) it was really strange having a gospel perspective, and seeing all of the debauchery going on. I'm not a stick in the mud kind of guy, and I didn't want to be a wet blanket, so I got a little into it for my daughters sake.
Prior to the concert, on the drive from Portland to Seattle, I told them I was really looking forward to his song, "Anything but Mine," and told them a story about a girl I dated at BYU back in the day. I told this girl that I loved her, and she laughed and said that's not true, you just met me. I said at least you know I have good intentions. So... when the guitar intro came, I clasped my two hands together , and jumped up and down, and feigned a tear. My daughters knew I was joking, but somehow playing along with them was really fun and made the whole experience
a total night to remember.
On the other hand, I think the biggest divergence in the world is going to a concert, and going to the temple. They are polar opposites. You can see wisdom in the Lord's plan of happiness.
Sidebar Story: Was I wrong? There were 5 girls in front of us, drinking hard liquor from flasks, and they were very snockered. The hard liquor patrol showed up, and I signaled that the perps were illegal. The patrolman watched, and caught them shared flasking, and kicked all five of them out of the concert. Later someone threw a empty cup at me.
Best part of the night was the drive home with one daughter asleep in the back seat, and having a good long conversation with my oldest daughter. We had newly paved roads, and a fine German automobile to make the cabin nice and quiet.
Sidebar 2: Yesterday there was a post about seeing a dead body along the road. On our trip up, we come upon an accident, and we saw a freshly dead person, with gallons of blood on the road. The strangest part was we just read the thread 2 hours previous. - Weird.
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