Portland confirms position as lame city

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

2 and a half hours to go from border to temple, lame. What a stupid city no wonder Rasheed was such a jerk here.

[landpoke]

Since I am technically a native Portlandianer(damn old crazy Asian war) I am now obligated to challenge you to a duel. Consider this post your slap in the face and choose your weapons.

[MartyFunkhouser]

If you survive your duel with landpoke, I will be challenging you to the a follow up duel.

Traffic in Portland does suck, but you can do a lot better if you know the surface streets to get around the traffic.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Since I am technically a native Portlandianer(damn old crazy Asian war) I am now obligated to challenge you to a duel. Consider this post your slap in the face and choose your weapons.

I choose exotic cheeses.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I just made eye contact with the hippie in the lane next to me, she had her right arm behind her head like she was stretching and was running her left hand through her very thick brown arm pit hair. Highlight of the day so far. She had about 5 years worth of parking stickers to Country Fair.

[landpoke]

Caravane it is then. And may God have mercy on your soul.

[Mr Incredible]

I just made eye contact with the hippie in the lane next to me, she had her right arm behind her head like she was stretching and was running her left hand through her very thick brown arm pit hair. Highlight of the day so far. She had about 5 years worth of parking stickers to Country Fair.

You have to air out the pits on hot days like today.

[Teenage Dirtbag]

The traffic would probably get better if some people would quit posting on message boards while driving.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

No longer just a lame city, worst city in the world! 3:30 and the traffic is miles deep already. This crap town deserves Greg Oden.

[creekster]

Is it already time for your annual trek into the big city for a bath and supplies?

Dont forget some candy for little nell.

[MarkGrace]

That's what you get for going to the temple.

[New Mexican Disaster]

Is it already time for your annual trek into the big city for a bath and supplies?

Dont forget some candy for little nell.

You know how much she loves the hoarhound candy. And don't forget a bolt of cloth for a brand new homespun dress.

[landpoke]

You know how much she loves the hoarhound candy. And don't forget a bolt of cloth for a brand new homespun dress.

I bought some hoarhound candy a while back. It was like sucking on an RV's sewage hose.

[creekster]

I bought some hoarhound candy a while back. It was like sucking on an RV's sewage hose.

Really? I wouldn't know.

[landpoke]

Really? I wouldn't know.

It was one of those "How many innocent people would you kill" type situations. Except with a RV's sewer hose.