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Originally posted by wuapinmon
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Who's Brad Garrett?"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
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If he has his girlfriend with him I imagine he does, or should.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostGet confident, stupid
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In film, when a villain says "Prepare to die," how exactly does one do so?Comment
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In Lethal Weapon 2, they put a sheet of plastic on the floor.Originally posted by Fiyero View PostComment
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If you do a search on this board for "STFU", and read all the posts, this doesn't seem like nearly as friendly a place.Comment
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[YOUTUBE]<object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bDOYN-6gdRE&hl=en_US&fs=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bDOYN-6gdRE&hl=en_US&fs=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71Comment
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It's been a while since I had this good of a weekend.
The rec-league softball team I'm on won our first game Friday night; I picked up some Del Taco and watched a movie with my brother later that night; went to lunch with my mom and some Ute friends Saturday afternoon; my mom and I drove out to Wendover for a close family friend's 21st birthday party, and I had a surprisingly great chat with the birthday girl's younger sister; I got to do a ton of talking with my mom en route; and today I spent time with my dad and watched LOST.
Next weekend should also be good. My brother's taking leave to fly up from Biloxi to visit us, and we're going to the RSL game."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle UteComment
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I woke up, had my cups of coffee, and had to pee. The stream was impressive. Then I ripped a little fart, and the 'water pressure' dropped significantly. The fart was giving me leverage on my bladder. Anyone else experience this?Comment
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Sitting at an intersection, I see an old man passing by with his hand out the window, giving the lamest bird I've ever seen -- apparently to the person in front of him.
If I was the person in front of him, I would have asked him if his middle finger needed Viagra too.Comment
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Brad Garrett was the voice of Hulk Hogan in Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling.Originally posted by hostile View PostComment
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Is there anyone more annoying than those two girls in the Plavix commercials, who, concerned with their father's/mother's PAD, do research on their laptop/smart phone, and give heartfelt advice to their parent to call a doctor and get some Plavix?
I really hate them for some reason.Comment
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