Random Thoughts Thread

[RobinFinderson]

I think it is weird that people wash their hands after they pee. Personally, I keep that region so clean that it only makes sense to wash my hands before I pee, so as not to contaminate.

[landpoke]

I think it is weird that people wash their hands after they pee. Personally, I keep that region so clean that it only makes sense to wash my hands before I pee, so as not to contaminate.

And I don't pee on my hands.

[dabrockster]

I think it is weird that people wash their hands after they pee. Personally, I keep that region so clean that it only makes sense to wash my hands before I pee, so as not to contaminate.

[happyone]

The longest period of time between Federal Holidays is the time between Presidents Day and Memorial Day.

[smokymountainrain]

I had a dream where BYU solved its inside scoring problem by trading James Anderson to the Phoenix Suns for Amare Stoudemire.

[wuapinmon]

Ya know in Avatar when the girl character hisses at people as she defends Jake Sully? I can't quite figure out why I think that's so cool.

[PaloAltoCougar]

I was amused to hear about the worrisome condom shortage at the Olympics. The organizers had supplied the athletes, coaches and officials with 100,000 condoms, enough to give every participant about fourteen each, not bad for a 17-day event. But lo, it wasn't enough, and they had to fly in emergency supplies to keep up with all the merrymaking. An average of nearly one a day for everyone? Citius, Altius, Fortius, Sepius!

http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/pos...-athletes.html

[Indy Coug]

Coitus, Altius, Fortius, Sepius!

Corrected

[PaloAltoCougar]

I need to spend less time online. Last night I dreamed we had the Schwarzeneggers over for dinner to celebrate Arnold's birthday. Rather than discuss the budget crisis or his fine cinematic work, the only thought that ran through my head during the dream was "Oh boy, I can't wait to post on CUF that I had Arnold at my house." Sad, really.

[RobinFinderson]

I need to spend less time online. Last night I dreamed we had the Schwarzeneggers over for dinner to celebrate Arnold's birthday. Rather than discuss the budget crisis or his fine cinematic work, the only thought that ran through my head during the dream was "Oh boy, I can't wait to post on CUF that I had Arnold at my house." Sad, really.

Your dream story isn't quite as sad as the reality of having a dream about having Ahnold over for dinner, waking from that dream and thinking, "Oh boy, I can't wait to post on CUF that I dreamed that I had Arnold at my house."

[Indy Coug]

As many of you know, I am keenly sensitive to the complexities of human interaction so I'm always carefully observing what the societal norms are in a given situation.

Last night, I discovered that if you attend a 1st/2nd grade musical recital the correct thing to do is to talk loudly enough to drown out the poor 6 year old that is so tone deaf that their only part in the recital is to be the announcer. If you know a person named Mindy and can wax philosophical about her boob job, that is a big plus.

[pellegrino]

It's a sad thing when you go through your entire college career and the only professor that knows your name is one from a GE course you took during your second year.

[Indy Coug]

Does the company CEO go out of his way to squat in a bathroom that other employees don't use so they can't spread weird rumors about him and whether or not his deposits do not exceed the BYU71 odor threshold?

[RobinFinderson]

Was anyone else here involved in the YMCA's Youth Legislature program when you were in high school? I was the elected governor of Montana in 1991, an experience that actually resulted in a number of nerd makeout sessions.

[wuapinmon]

This kid's review of the transformer is boring. His review of the Happy Meal bag is fairly amusing. My three-year-old thought this was the coolest thing ever.

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5YIFqTRGng"]YouTube- Transformers Animated McDonald's Bumblebee Review[/nomedia]