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I did read it, but I only remember sadness and death.Originally posted by Paperback Writer View PostOf course raccoons climb trees. I thought that was common knowledge. Someone didn't read Where the Red Fern Grows during their childhood.
yeah honestly this was new to me and my wife. At dusk the raccoon climbed down that tree, crossed our driveway, and….climbed up another one. It was probably waiting for dark to eat my fish."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
I did read it, but I only remember sadness and death.
yeah honestly this was new to me and my wife. At dusk the raccoon climbed down that tree, crossed our driveway, and….climbed up another one. It was probably waiting for dark to eat my fish.
I remember it having a upbeat ending.
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That was Old Yeller.Originally posted by BigPiney View Post

I remember it having a upbeat ending."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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lolOriginally posted by wuapinmon View Post
That was Old Yeller.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Ha. My father found a raccon had set up residence on an upper shelf in his shed. He wasn't a trapper, so he did the Dude thing and shot it with his 22 pistol. He then realized it was a mother. The kids got the trash can/water method. He gave us the "what is your problem?" look when we were aghast when he told us this. He grew up a farmer.Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
why shoot them when you can just throw the whole trap in a garbage can filled with waterGive 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Didn't read it, but did watch the movie a few times.Originally posted by Paperback Writer View PostOf course raccoons climb trees. I thought that was common knowledge. Someone didn't read Where the Red Fern Grows during their childhood."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Lol.Originally posted by BigPiney View Post

I remember it having an ol.upbeat ending."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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We used to leave our garage door open a crack so the cats could come and go. One day my wife went out in the garage and there was a big raccoon there. He had pried open our 5-gallon bucket of cat food and spread it all over the floor. He was 3-4 ft from the door to the house and my wife screamed. He just look at her and started to snarl. The cats avoided the garage for weeks. Happened 2-3 times before I got a live trap and started trapping the little buggers. Sometimes I would shoot them and one time I called animal control because I didn't want to deal with the carcass in the middle of the summer. The animal control officer came and administered a dose of something via a needle attached to the end of a golf club shaft. I asked him if he gets called out frequently for raccoons. He told me about a guy who I happen to know that lives a few blocks away near the edge of town. He said, "I just came from his place. He trapped raccoon #75."Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostDon't shoot native wildlife, just secure your trashcans.
I get racoons and possums in my yard (and my trashcan) at least once a week. They don't harm anything and having to cleanup a little trash every now and then is a small price to pay for the benefits they bring to the environment, including eating rats and mice and ticks.
Our neighbors got a family of raccoons nesting in their chimney. That might sound like an easy problem to solve, but it was a nightmare to get them out. They didn't want any of them to die in the chimney.
My brother on the other end of the valley built a chicken coop and had a nice flock of chickens and they were loving farm fresh eggs. Then the raccoons found the coop and killed every single chicken. He tried to trap them but they killed all the chickens before he could catch them all.
Racoons are an invasive species in Utah and they do a ton of damage. You say you like that the raccoon eat rats and mice. Raccoons are nothing more than big rats with puffy tails and cute faces."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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yup. if the critter is worse than what it is supposed to eliminate, kill the critter.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
We used to leave our garage door open a crack so the cats could come and go. One day my wife went out in the garage and there was a big raccoon there. He had pried open our 5-gallon bucket of cat food and spread it all over the floor. He was 3-4 ft from the door to the house and my wife screamed. He just look at her and started to snarl. The cats avoided the garage for weeks. Happened 2-3 times before I got a live trap and started trapping the little buggers. Sometimes I would shoot them and one time I called animal control because I didn't want to deal with the carcass in the middle of the summer. The animal control officer came and administered a dose of something via a needle attached to the end of a golf club shaft. I asked him if he gets called out frequently for raccoons. He told me about a guy who I happen to know that lives a few blocks away near the edge of town. He said, "I just came from his place. He trapped raccoon #75."
Our neighbors got a family of raccoons nesting in their chimney. That might sound like an easy problem to solve, but it was a nightmare to get them out. They didn't want any of them to die in the chimney.
My brother on the other end of the valley built a chicken coop and had a nice flock of chickens and they were loving farm fresh eggs. Then the raccoons found the coop and killed every single chicken. He tried to trap them but they killed all the chickens before he could catch them all.
Racoons are an invasive species in Utah and they do a ton of damage. You say you like that the raccoon eat rats and mice. Raccoons are nothing more than big rats with puffy tails and cute faces.I'm like LeBron James.
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Very same thing happened to our next door neighbors last year.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostOur neighbors got a family of raccoons nesting in their chimney. That might sound like an easy problem to solve, but it was a nightmare to get them out. They didn't want any of them to die in the chimney.
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I didn't know that they were invasive; a half-assed internet search makes it seem that they expanded their range into Utah naturally as a result of human alteration of the landscape into suburbia. I assumed that their range went from sea to sea, since I know that they're native west of yall. As for your garage problem, your cats are far more invasive and destructive than any racoon. As for your brother's chickens, you might be SHOCKED, SHOCKED to learn that people in the native range of the racoon successfully raise chickens. Also, almost every house around here has a screen around the chimney to prevent racoons and chimney swifts from nesting.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
We used to leave our garage door open a crack so the cats could come and go. One day my wife went out in the garage and there was a big raccoon there. He had pried open our 5-gallon bucket of cat food and spread it all over the floor. He was 3-4 ft from the door to the house and my wife screamed. He just look at her and started to snarl. The cats avoided the garage for weeks. Happened 2-3 times before I got a live trap and started trapping the little buggers. Sometimes I would shoot them and one time I called animal control because I didn't want to deal with the carcass in the middle of the summer. The animal control officer came and administered a dose of something via a needle attached to the end of a golf club shaft. I asked him if he gets called out frequently for raccoons. He told me about a guy who I happen to know that lives a few blocks away near the edge of town. He said, "I just came from his place. He trapped raccoon #75."
Our neighbors got a family of raccoons nesting in their chimney. That might sound like an easy problem to solve, but it was a nightmare to get them out. They didn't want any of them to die in the chimney.
My brother on the other end of the valley built a chicken coop and had a nice flock of chickens and they were loving farm fresh eggs. Then the raccoons found the coop and killed every single chicken. He tried to trap them but they killed all the chickens before he could catch them all.
Racoons are an invasive species in Utah and they do a ton of damage. You say you like that the raccoon eat rats and mice. Raccoons are nothing more than big rats with puffy tails and cute faces.
But, I do recognize that nuisance species are nuisances. I have a BB gun to plink squirrels off my roof when they start damaging the fascia because squirrels.
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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